Waterside.saint

come on you HMRC

You'd think he'd have learned his lesson last time.

#tinpotmostest

They're so irrelevant now its easy to forget how long they've been in the basement. Hopefully they'll linger there a little longer to complete their humiliation and then go deservedly 'phut'

The parachute payments. The ice-cream man. Wishy-washy. The HNWs. The 250000 loyal fishfolk who packed Southsea common. The season ticket holders. Portsmouth City Council. HMRC. They've definitely left behind the dark days of not knowing who is going to fund their next promotion campaign.

St Connolly's status, since he is after all a Saint rather than a favourite of the phew, is safe for ever

Jumpers for goalposts

Oh Noes

They're off to Accrington this afternoon. Come on you reds

Credit where its due, the boys dun good and another year in footballs bargain basement beckons

The 'hampton axis in action - poetry in motion

And it was all going so well

Typically sharp analysis from the wrong end of the M27

Smells like #tinpotmost spirit

Actually it's only mack's keyboard that can't spell, it's been on Portsea Island too long. Well done skates, though it grieves me to say so

That £k3 could have paid for enough miracle-gro to get their potato patch into some kind of shape in time for their next match

:suspicious:

Happy days

Good to see the #bestest practising crop rotation

Jumpers for goalposts. I'd be having words with the head groundsman to see if they could afford another packet of miracle-gro

Up the grecians.

's'ok, according to your Location block you're still in the office

Apparently one of the conditions for their new Supermost Tesco/Morrisons/LIDL/ALDI being approved is that it shall be well stocked with bubbly