Waterside.saint

Nyron Nosworthy. Already on one yellow, looks as if he's looking for another to go with it

Portsmouth 0-2 Shrewsbury

They're currently 12 points north of the L2 relegation zone and 12 points south of the playoffs. Its the hope that'll kill them

#Portsmyth number 4686321

I nearly went green with envy, then I remembered where we are and where they are

None of us can help how we're made, but that expression reminds me of an expired halibut

Result they're currently 9 points south of the playoffs, how long until its mathematically impossible for them to escape?

come on you HMRC

You'd think he'd have learned his lesson last time.

#tinpotmostest

They're so irrelevant now its easy to forget how long they've been in the basement. Hopefully they'll linger there a little longer to complete their humiliation and then go deservedly 'phut'

The parachute payments. The ice-cream man. Wishy-washy. The HNWs. The 250000 loyal fishfolk who packed Southsea common. The season ticket holders. Portsmouth City Council. HMRC. They've definitely left behind the dark days of not knowing who is going to fund their next promotion campaign.

St Connolly's status, since he is after all a Saint rather than a favourite of the phew, is safe for ever

Jumpers for goalposts

Oh Noes

They're off to Accrington this afternoon. Come on you reds

Credit where its due, the boys dun good and another year in footballs bargain basement beckons

The 'hampton axis in action - poetry in motion

And it was all going so well

Typically sharp analysis from the wrong end of the M27

Smells like #tinpotmost spirit

Actually it's only mack's keyboard that can't spell, it's been on Portsea Island too long. Well done skates, though it grieves me to say so

That £k3 could have paid for enough miracle-gro to get their potato patch into some kind of shape in time for their next match

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