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The gaptoothiest never ever boo their own. What you are hearing is the charming lilt of rosy cheeked urchins as they cheer their heroes to victory

I think we'll find that according to the bestestmostest this game is far better than watching dross like Barca, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid or Paris San Germain

Well the current one is gash, looks as if Bompey really did them a favour Wonder how much Bournemouth charged

Come on you pilgrims

Oh yeah.

Un'appy says his newly promoted side (Oxford United) have been "the best team" in League Two this season, i.e. not the bestestmostest: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36238416 Shome mishtake shurely

They wuz robbed

If they muck this up there's going to be a meltdown that will make Chernobyl look like a penny cracker

Just what we hoped for, Argyle on an upwards trend and them on a losing trend

Thank you Sadly the chairboys were overawed in their cup final and conceded by one goal. Happily, most of their competitors also won, so the bestestmost are back where they started

That would be a great birthday present

The most specialest, indeed. None more special

Quite right. Maximum disappointment, please

Please God.

Shouldn't mock the afflicted. Oh dammit: Aah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Bestestmost show the world how to lose badly to !York! whilst remaining joint top

Happily, those last-gasp losses have kept them out of the automatic promotion places and in L2 bridesmaid territory. I can live with that

L2 the hardest to get relegated from and the easiest to win promotion from , so it acts as a backstop for fallen, once illustrious clubs. This is their 3rd season there and if theres any justice it will also be their fourth.

They may have found their natural level as L2 bridesmaids, although I still think 'non-league portsmouth' has a rightness about it.

Dear Lord, its a shrine to gaptoothiest bestestness