Waterside.saint

Full-time Yeovil 4 Pompey 3 I'm sure we'll be told they didn't want it anyway

And in other news, the Most Protestingest cut their nose off to spite their face: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/live/daily?1362810 "Tonight's clash will be lowly attended - rumours of 1,000 or so, which would represent a post-war low for Pompey in England"

Cook's strategic genius again: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/paul-cook-pompey-aren-t-firing-1-7549218 'He feels scoring goals in matches was the recurring theme to the Blues’ best home results. Cook said: ‘There are key points in games when you have to score. ‘We had some great wins at home last season and they all came off the back of us scoring'

Time to award them yet another superlative: Most Protestingest

I'm sure with their groaning war chest the pluckiest will have been able to afford a flight to Exeter. Swanwick NATS will have been ordered to clear the skies so that the Barca of Portsea Island have a straight run and no doubt the emergency services will have been told to clear the roads around Exeter so that their limo from the airfield doesn't have to sit in traffic all afternoon

I read the 'original'. Its fair to say you caught the spirit

*snork*

Sounds like a 70's David Bowie lyric written on a bad day

The Barca of Portsea, certainly

Are you related to Rallyboy?

Classic

A new superlative for them I think: entitledmostest

When they say "Cook out", do they mean 'out of the Shepherd's Crook'?

'Earn some respect and the right to wear the shirt' - Bless, there's none more entitled

The tatty timber tabernacle will collapse under its own weight in a year or two and the rotting timber might generate enough methane to power the septic isle for a couple of weeks, some fossil fuel oligarch will surely buy them up just for the carbon credits

'Low-flying behemoth pompey' vs. 'wounded giant Colchester'? mouthwatering

pompey pravda think they 'slipped to a thoroughly undeserved 2-0 defeat.' http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-slip-to-defeat-at-morecambe-1-7529863 The rest of us think it was another instalment of karmic payback

Cook's hero>zero>villain journey to the dark side nearly complete

Another season in the bargain basement beckons

Edwards you beauty

I fixed it for you, 'septic' is from the Greek root σηπτικός ‎(sēptikós, “characterized by putridity”), whereas 'sceptic' is from the Greek root σκεπτικός ‎(skeptikós, “thoughtful, inquiring”).

Better Than Life (Red Dwarf's virtual reality game where their portsmyths and fantasies can come true)

Quite right, that'll all be needed for the poopy harbourdrome which will be sold out to eager ST holders long before its finished