Waterside.saint

Time to award them yet another superlative: Most Protestingest

I'm sure with their groaning war chest the pluckiest will have been able to afford a flight to Exeter. Swanwick NATS will have been ordered to clear the skies so that the Barca of Portsea Island have a straight run and no doubt the emergency services will have been told to clear the roads around Exeter so that their limo from the airfield doesn't have to sit in traffic all afternoon

I read the 'original'. Its fair to say you caught the spirit

*snork*

Sounds like a 70's David Bowie lyric written on a bad day

The Barca of Portsea, certainly

Are you related to Rallyboy?

Classic

A new superlative for them I think: entitledmostest

When they say "Cook out", do they mean 'out of the Shepherd's Crook'?

'Earn some respect and the right to wear the shirt' - Bless, there's none more entitled

The tatty timber tabernacle will collapse under its own weight in a year or two and the rotting timber might generate enough methane to power the septic isle for a couple of weeks, some fossil fuel oligarch will surely buy them up just for the carbon credits

'Low-flying behemoth pompey' vs. 'wounded giant Colchester'? mouthwatering

pompey pravda think they 'slipped to a thoroughly undeserved 2-0 defeat.' http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-slip-to-defeat-at-morecambe-1-7529863 The rest of us think it was another instalment of karmic payback

Cook's hero>zero>villain journey to the dark side nearly complete

Another season in the bargain basement beckons

Edwards you beauty

I fixed it for you, 'septic' is from the Greek root σηπτικός ‎(sēptikós, “characterized by putridity”), whereas 'sceptic' is from the Greek root σκεπτικός ‎(skeptikós, “thoughtful, inquiring”).

Better Than Life (Red Dwarf's virtual reality game where their portsmyths and fantasies can come true)

Quite right, that'll all be needed for the poopy harbourdrome which will be sold out to eager ST holders long before its finished

not sure they'd recognise irony if it struck them in the fishface though

I think what p!sses people off is their incessant 'we're the biggest/bestest/noisiest/best-loved/most-supported/most-deservingest/most-entitledest/most-cup-winningest...' sorry I've just lost the will to live