Waterside.saint

Nicely put, Sir

#anotherseasoninleague2

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We haven't looked like underdogs

Here you go: Evo-Stik League Southern Premier (current leaders Chippenham Town) http://www.footballwebpages.co.uk/southprem

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride

'window licker' 'pickle sticker'

Bring it on

I'd vote for that #karma

Its win/win for us. If they get promoted we can enjoy the spectacle of their tinpot clown car 'competing' with better-run outfits, if they fail then its another generous helping of schadenfreude while they struggle with the ongoing karmic consequences of their gunrunner-funded cup run

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Its the pashun though, innit. Better than any nasty old Premier League £millions, better than having a ground that isn't collapsing and betterer by far than having to play rubbishy plastic Premier League or European teams

I fixed it for you

Hear hear! Long may their tatty clown car continue its hilarious and prolonged collapse

E.g. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/temporary-capacity-reduction-955245.aspx or http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-await-fratton-capacity-boost-1-6180124

I'd just like to add for the record that following our tonking by Arse yesterday, I'd still rather be where we are now than where they are now

How long until they surprise us with their wall of boos?

Looks like another year in the bargain basement for the bestestmost

I'd be surprised If he isn't already, their kipper shed is dangerously close to collapse if those partial stand closures are anything to go by

Ah the Man from Atlantis I remember him well http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/portsmouth/9021385/Joseph-Cala-the-Man-from-Atlantis-confident-of-Portsmouth-deal.html

Post-truth Pompey, “alternative facts”, he'll fit right in. The only problem will be if he allows himself to be overawed by the challenge

Yeah we all know the bestest would never, for example, boo a young opposition player who'd broken their leg

[much hilarity ensues]