Waterside.saint

I'd be surprised If he isn't already, their kipper shed is dangerously close to collapse if those partial stand closures are anything to go by

Ah the Man from Atlantis I remember him well http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/portsmouth/9021385/Joseph-Cala-the-Man-from-Atlantis-confident-of-Portsmouth-deal.html

Post-truth Pompey, “alternative facts”, he'll fit right in. The only problem will be if he allows himself to be overawed by the challenge

Yeah we all know the bestest would never, for example, boo a young opposition player who'd broken their leg

[much hilarity ensues]

HNY to nutjobs everywhere

God bless us, every one. And lest we forget, here's a reminder of how good life is for us compared with the phew. This is from when they were preparing for life in the *championship* and they're now two divisions below that. Pompey, proudly sinking without trace since 2010

I live for the day when #factless posts something which *isn't* drivel

Thats the bestestmost spot of waste ground for miles around. #tinpottest

Well it wasn't as if there was going to be a global market for that tat

More comedy gold from the hapless bard of the septic isle

Perhaps a whip-round to buy a rancid pork pie hat is in order. I'd pay good money to watch him eat it washed down by lashings of Lidl's bestsest prosecco

Its the hope that kills them

Would be hilarious to see them lose at home to Hartlepool

Dammit. I can quit any time

I sincerely pity anyone who's addicted to anything.

If it was any other hack writing for any other rag in any other town, I'd suggest it was tongue-in-cheek. But for the deludestmost, this is Pullitzer-winning journalism from Portsmouth's answer to John Pilger and I imagine they lap it up

:snork:

Apparently it 'was Portsmouth Waterstones’ top-selling book of Christmas 2015'. In other news, the Fratton branch of Tesco Extra sold an astonishing 83963567 rolls of bog paper last year and the Kwiki Mart broke all records by shifting 78534654 Slush Puppies. ** Late breaking news: Portsmouth look on enviously as a Hampshire rival opens bidding for new ownership 'as low as 99p, leaving the door open for any fans to live out their dream of owning a football club': http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/14949723.Hampshire_football_club_put_up_on_eBay/

Looks as if they'd both be a good fit for HMRC's favourite minnows: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38191470

It's better than watching a troupe of professional clowns. The novelty of custard pies and exploding clown cars can wear off after a few repetitions, but the fresh hilarity which results from every new hapless 'get rich quick' scheme of theirs is a joy to be savoured, and it never gets stale. Long may their slapstick antics continue!

Most of the teams around them won today so things aren't going well for them. Shame

Truly they are the bestestmost