Waterside.saint

Rules? They're #tinpotlesspompey ffs, they don't need - or, indeed, want - any steenkin' rules

Please God.

Matt Bloomfield: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26548168 "Torquay are scrapping for their lives and Exeter have got some good, experienced players in their squad. Northampton Town have also been on a very good run of form. The appointment of Chris Wilder as manager in January and the subsequent acquisitions of players like Emile Sinclair and Ricky Ravenhill really gave their squad a boost. It all means that teams in mid-table or just below will still be looking over their shoulders when checking the results on a Saturday afternoon or in midweek." So imagine the panic in the #lowlyportsmouth board room

#fatpenny tuning up to follow on from her #PlummetingGarageDoor (thanks Rallyboy) act?

* A reserve price on eBay for a numbered plastic copy of the stolen FA cup with a signed certificate of authenticity from Champagne Iain saying they have always been 100% solvent, fully funded, yes siree, no fraud at all

#portsmouthnil

That shot of Champagne Iain makes me laugh every time I see it #tinpotlesspompey

Paybacks a b1tch ain't it corpy

cruel & unusual punishment

Did the skate thank him for playing his socks off for them and congratulate him on a job well done? No? Hero to villain, repeat until fade...

The question is whether thy can kid the 'faithful' phew that they wouldn't have to watch such dire hoofball next year...

#tinpotlesspompey - 'we defrauded the taxman and stole money from the community just so that we could play in the Premiership for a few seasons, before HMRC found us out & called our bluff'

Nicely put

Stay classy, sk-unts

Looks like an objective assessment by one of their highly-paid mercenaries. Good of him not to sugar the pill. It's precisely the point that they've been 'spending money they didn’t have', in order to get somewhere they've no legitimate right to be, that's provoked the wrath of fair-minded nutjobs .

#tinpotlesspompey

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#lowlyportsmouth's 'Help for Zeros' campaign gets off to a flying start

Genuine lol, well done

More evidence, if any were yet needed, that this is a worthy contender for 'world's best thread'

L1 was bad enough, so can only imagine how rough L2 must be. Hopefully #p!sspoorportsmouth have found their level now

Certainly none of the Farton Faithful would notice, they'll be too busy lapping up past notoriety from the days when anyone at all gave a flying f*ck about them

Love seeing the hero-to-villain swingometer in action here: "‘He’s not one of us,’ was the cry in some quarters this week in the wake of the S****horpe debacle. ‘He doesn’t get Pompey.’" If anything, Barker 'not getting' #p!sspoorportsmouth is paying a significant compliment to him. We don't 'get' them either, thank goodness

What plan did you have in the event of the sturdiest, most passionate supporter demonstrating his outrage in a physical attack? Just curious

Perhaps the reason they 'only see pompey shirts in Portsmouth' is that the only place anyone cares about them at all is on the Island of Dr Moreau. Who's seen a #lowlyportsmouth shirt anywhere else recently?