Waterside.saint

God bless us, every one. And lest we forget, here's a reminder of how good life is for us compared with the phew. This is from when they were preparing for life in the *championship* and they're now two divisions below that. Pompey, proudly sinking without trace since 2010

I live for the day when #factless posts something which *isn't* drivel

Thats the bestestmost spot of waste ground for miles around. #tinpottest

Well it wasn't as if there was going to be a global market for that tat

More comedy gold from the hapless bard of the septic isle

Perhaps a whip-round to buy a rancid pork pie hat is in order. I'd pay good money to watch him eat it washed down by lashings of Lidl's bestsest prosecco

Its the hope that kills them

Would be hilarious to see them lose at home to Hartlepool

Dammit. I can quit any time

I sincerely pity anyone who's addicted to anything.

If it was any other hack writing for any other rag in any other town, I'd suggest it was tongue-in-cheek. But for the deludestmost, this is Pullitzer-winning journalism from Portsmouth's answer to John Pilger and I imagine they lap it up

:snork:

Apparently it 'was Portsmouth Waterstones’ top-selling book of Christmas 2015'. In other news, the Fratton branch of Tesco Extra sold an astonishing 83963567 rolls of bog paper last year and the Kwiki Mart broke all records by shifting 78534654 Slush Puppies. ** Late breaking news: Portsmouth look on enviously as a Hampshire rival opens bidding for new ownership 'as low as 99p, leaving the door open for any fans to live out their dream of owning a football club': http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/14949723.Hampshire_football_club_put_up_on_eBay/

Looks as if they'd both be a good fit for HMRC's favourite minnows: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38191470

It's better than watching a troupe of professional clowns. The novelty of custard pies and exploding clown cars can wear off after a few repetitions, but the fresh hilarity which results from every new hapless 'get rich quick' scheme of theirs is a joy to be savoured, and it never gets stale. Long may their slapstick antics continue!

Most of the teams around them won today so things aren't going well for them. Shame

Truly they are the bestestmost

Quite so, thieves in general are never troubled by price tickets

Perhaps its the times we live in. The truth appears to be, for many of them, an irrelevant distraction because for them "debate is framed largely by appeals to emotion disconnected from the details of policy, and by the repeated assertion of talking points to which factual rebuttals are ignored. Post-truth differs from traditional contesting and falsifying of truth by rendering it of "secondary" importance." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-truth_politics

Their kipper shed looks close to collapse under the weight of all that frustrated passion

Translation: 'The days of our being able to simply buy the cup with stolen money have gone for the time being, so will the FA kindly arrange for us to have nice easy cup ties so that we can cruise into the later stages of the competition, because the supermarket money has gone, we're now staring down the financial abyss again, and we need another cash cow'

Coffee over keyboard. Now I've got to disassemble it and clean everything. Thank you Notts County