Waterside.saint

Exactly.

We're skates, we don't need no steenkin' rules

whats that funny whirring flappy sound? Oh I know, pigeons coming home to roost

Mahwhinney retired having made an example of Saints. FA & FL have stepped backwards since, no idea why

Comedy Gold

Anyone with a sense of integrity & fair play should care about this

Please God.

Think bereavement psychology. Poor lamb is stiil at stage 1 (denial). Bless.

yes shame, so undeserverd :)

Done

As far as I can see his only 'achievement' is to catch a terminal dose of the delusiuonal illness thats endemic over there

Presumably a cynical judgement of what the market would bear

The wrath of HMRC is truly awsome. Was this painted from life?

The basic five stages in relation to bereavement are Denial (They can’t be dead), Anger (I can’t believe they're dead), Bargaining (If only I had stayed they might not have died), Depression (What is the point of carrying on?) and finally Acceptance (I’ve lost them but can move on). I sense that the skates are working their way through this sequence at different rates: some of the brighter ones have reached the final stage already but many of the dimmer ones remain at the first two

Agreed. Its hard to see it ending well for them

Liquidation is the way to go. Wet Spam lose their points and we will have the skates' demise to celebrate for the rest of our lives

Well played sir

I think that for the phew its pretty close to a bereavement experience, so we should expect strong - and perhaps unreasonable - reactions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbN0g8-zbdY

Point of info: TCWTB's shop is *not* in Alresford. Its Petersfield http://www.petersfieldbookshop.com/ There is an antiquarian bookshop in Alresford called Oxley's though, which has been in Broad Street for years http://www.birketfoster.co.uk/

OK own up, who wrote this? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/numbers_continue_to_dwindle_for_appleton_1_3523666 "25 In Dobbo We Trust Thursday, February 16, 2012 at 02:31 PM I'm still bewildered by the call for additional recruits - seriously? We can't even pay the ones at the club. Two teams taking to the field to contest a match is considered a competition, so simply fielding 11 players is remaining competitive. Yes, the league have rules (laws? critera? guidelines?) but it's not like we're really playing by the book ourselves. I'd be frustrated as an opponent to come up against a team in administration who have overstretched on spending but are being bailed out by being allowed to take Prem players on loan!"

'Denial is not just a river in Egypt, honey'

Nice one. You can almost see the webbed fingers

A biblical truth of epic relevance to the skates. Thank you for this timely reminder:smug:

This gets better and better