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There needs to be a read aloud function for Saintweb posts. Although I might giggle at a posh lady saying ‘cunt’

Just notice ‘Nothing Compares’ is on Sky. Worth a watch

Yeah I just missed out on Plymouth- fucking ridiculously small allocation for the Man Utd of the Championship

He once said he works in a shop but his age varies so hard to know the truth

It might sound crazy but put a load of smashed up crisps in your pants. Don’t ask me why but it works

So all the experts agree? Or Kraken’s experts trump all others

Don’t worry lads Centrica are still surviving. Nice tidy 6 month profit off our energy bills. Still some pricks that don’t support a windfall tax.

Some careful use of masking tape and I reckon I could get a game

And another

I loved Sinead. Fascinating person with a truly beautiful voice. just recently been listening to her audio book Rememberings. Very troubled upbringing but unbelievable talent. Terribly sad news and made me quite tearful

And be the darling of the Saintsweb gammon.

I was picturing him with thumb and index finger on his chin looking upwards

News just said Mbappe would receive £600m a year if he moves to Saudi.

Blimey - catching up as you get older and realise no age whatsoever.

And she is turning out to be nothing like the far right bogey woman she was billed as. Compare her with the vacuous looping bot Sunak

Should strike Old Trafford off the list of grounds to play. Predictable shitty northern weather going to allow the Aussies to keep the Ashes. Keep Headingley though!

What you don’t think they got the big decisions right? Only thing they have in their favour is press still largely supportive. Imagine if Starmer had a budget like Truss’s - they’d be out of power for decade with press constantly reminding of doesn’t understand economics? These cunts just print Rishi is going to solve it after championing ‘Liz’. Although I truly cannot imagine what it must be like to be an Express reader and get headlines like this, Really chimes with the electorate - maybe a sixth pledge to stop the woke banks?

Wasn’t meant to be taken too seriously but public transport outside of London is shit and often far slower than a car. Catching a bus needs to be more enjoyable and give benefit rather than add to travel costs, take longer and mix with all types of scummy noisy people. Yeah put a tag line on a road sign is all it needs.

You have got to be some sort of cunt to want to catch a bus rather than drive your car

I hate to fuel the denial nutters but news were banging on about droughts and now it is pissing down. Getting all excited about shit weather (hot, cold, dry ,wet, windy) and screaming climate change all the times will lead people to tune out.

Despite the hype they do all seem nice girls and a genuinely good group

Have you photoshopped that fucker’s hairy hands?

Look quite fit though

About time they prioritised tickets to us local boys