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I am getting more optimistic the more red wine I drink. 1-5

‘They’ being the kid on Sky? Of course it will come at some point but it is shit and should go IMO. I know some get a hard on rewinding to an armpit though as that is what offside is all about

VAR is for fucking geeks

VAR can fuck off. It isn’t so much the decisions just the bs wait and can’t celebrate and get on with game.

Fancy Edozie to have a very good season

Can’t wait for tonight. Supremely confident, more cos Sheff W will be shite than us being great. 1-3

Grass

Bless. You crave the attention and we all know you are shit scared of your missus and probably the most weediest of men

SOG is the man for research

This weather can fuck off

Cows farting and all that methane?

They just scored a second - a penalty and they all celebrated wildly although still 2-5 down. Moment that world cups are good for

It’s only in the morning. What you missing?

Panama are 1-0 up yet still 20/1 to win against France which is slightly mad but guess lead not expected to last

I think he has a point. Media seem to love terms and now putting ‘bomb’ on things. We are British we love talking about the weather but has started to become over dramatised. Should we soon be expecting a flash drought https://time.com/6243307/bomb-cyclone-weather-climate-change-definitions/#

Hearing people say ‘jeopardy’ all the time. Like people have discovered a new word

Yeah, you try to do it now and the bastards will call it sexist

Was this you?

Hey you aren’t calling LD a gullible fool are you? He remembers when you had real weathermen. No birds.

And the shorts?

You’ll be getting old LD moist

England looking a lot better. Will win this WC

You been on the podcasts again?

More confident having listened to the Wednesday fan on Totally Saints podcast.

Their preseason doesn’t show anything to be fearful of