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Hard to believe what with it being a derby and all

The Pope seems a decent bloke from what I have seen. Apparently is truly humble chap and think his messages are normally very healthy.

I am just glad Christians introduced the Christmas tree. Marvellous

Kraken’s letter only half answered then. Could be worse SOG just be happy you don’t live in Kherson

I didn’t say cheering I said wearing colours. Although cheering isn’t that common either from my experience.

On the plus side Burnley are enjoying themselves this season

Indeed. second Missus didn’t mind him shagging around and first lasted 6 weeks. Yeah dream fucking catch

Simon Calder can be quite useless IMO. Used to think he was decent but now wheeled out by all channel as travel expert but most of what he is either blindingly obvious or sometimes foolhardy. Made an inappropriate comment about wanting to be frisked by a woman but seems to have got away with it

That fuckers head shape is not right

Think you may be overly thinking the seriousness of the post. Maybe we could abolish border control and really speed it up?

I don’t think I have ever seen this in St Mary’s and pretty much done every home game for years. Obviously can see those that are there for the team playing Saints but never seen them openly in colours

There is plenty of evidence that we are at high risk of getting relegated. I know some panic when we have 35 points in March but no signs we are better than 3 teams at the mo. Can easily turn it around of course but 15/8 is too high IMO

Or they at waiving every fucker through as they can’t be arsed to do the job. Stupid comparison though. Like if I had to pick up your broom your bosses would be saying fucking hell Whelk is showing Weston how it should be done. But it’s not my skill set ceiling and not an efficient use of resources

Source not named I see

It is going to blow their little inbred minds seeing a pint poured upside down. They will think it witchcraft

It was a standout shit performance from him. This isn’t ‘haters’. He made a difference when came on at Palace but was dreadful on Tuesday

Getting home from the supermarket and thinking fuck that I am not going out again

People who block junctions as desperate to move up in traffic jam and then don’t look you in the eye to acknowledge they have been a silly cunt when you can’t turn right.

Maybe an age thing but those severe square fringes eg Micah Richards

Fuckers that stand still in supermarkets. Also suspicious of some in mobility scooters although I realise that is because I am a judgemental prick

They don’t say bigot but misogynist which is so flippantly used to apply to even mild sexism. Like homophobia now is used to anyone referring to something that a homosexual might take offence at. It used to be used in context of someone who would not tolerate anyone gay.

He’s not bright enough to understand how things get traction. ‘this Beth woman’? What a piece of work

Easy one then

I just heard a cockerel

I am sure there was less analysis of the WC final