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whelk

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  1. whelk

    Rail Strike

    Could probably add this in the small things that annoy thread but strikes are meant to have an impact. Why the fuck do people not get this? Yeah no trains between Yeovil and Salisbury between 1am and 6 am. That will get our grievances aired. So ministers bemoaning that this impacts people. Err yeah it will!
  2. Cheers @CB Fry I have search for #SaintsFC saved. Fck all about saints all NFFC fans. Weird. Although the boast that Crossley was only keeper to save Le Tiss pen was fair.
  3. Who are you to say what morality is?
  4. Sorry mate you deserve explanations. Too dense to grasp many things it seems and I know your little peepee tingles when you get your God thing going
  5. If it is wasn’t for religion the world would be one big Woodstock with everyone loving each other
  6. The BBC weatherman just said ‘cheeky’ in context that annoyed someone earlier
  7. I’m a cunt and Farage is definitely a cunt but not sure he deserves to die for his views
  8. Obsessed by homosexuality and religion.
  9. What’s with all the Nottingham Forest stuff on Twitter?
  10. Just seen news showing him in Ukraine - is his hair getting worse? Joke of a man. Vain cunt
  11. Well done. You’ve uncovered Starmer as a communist. Clever old floating voter
  12. whelk

    Coronavirus

    Who would have sex with one of those boil ridden fuckers? And that couple masturbating 6ft apart aren’t even looking at each other. Must be married!
  13. I can imagine you love it when people tell you they are super excited?
  14. Didn’t have time. Too busy putting on many layers of thick clothing before I go on my hillside run at noon with just a bottle of whisky to keep me hydrated
  15. Do you listen to Football Cliches podcast? I put this one up there with ‘for my sins’
  16. What is noticeable is how they never say wear a hat with corks hanging from it to keep the flies away. And not once seen climb into a Sainsbury’s freezer
  17. Clear some twat had a hard-on for a public schoolboy. Ooooh the charisma
  18. Who is trying to win anyone round? Even the thick Brexit voters aren’t that stupid to see they have fuck all benefit and clowns in charge don’t even understand how to sort.
  19. Media issuing tips for what to do in hot weather. What? I shouldn’t stay in sun all day and not drink any water? Cheers
  20. Not a fan of many of the shadow cabinet but Yvette Cooper immensely more equipped than her counterpart. This is very good
  21. Fine win. Shame Surrey did the same
  22. whelk

    Cost of Living

    Imagine the frothing if happened here? Grow lettuces on your extra day off
  23. Pretty much any cunt that takes time to send an inane message to a Radio DJ or show. “Loving the music getting through my hangover before my holiday”
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