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Think of the expansive empty beaches though.. Couple of wind breaks and some towels over you and you might not freeze.

I really hope they push and get their way of having the odd game in Riyadh at some point in the future. They may realise they haven’t ‘got their club back’ they have lost to Saudi state PR machine. Amazing that piracy and upsetting Bein tv was the big sticking point and not state (the new Newcastle owners) ordered butchering of a journalist with a bone saw. would absolutely love it if by some miracle they got relegated this season.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/866788/crime-rate-england-and-wales-by-region/ You need to scroll down for Hampshire

That was fucking good game

Milner is knocking on a bit

I have travelled you know. Went to Reading away a few years back

Note it isn’t pissing with rain

You have a car?!

Is that cafe culture I see?

This is quite sweet so many Saints fans slagging off their area. Not too late to change your club. Exciting times ahead at Newcastle. Hear there is brilliant night life for all you 40somethings.

You are lucky if go out in Southampton and don’t get stabbed. Wish I could go up north and knock my neighbours open door and borrow some sugar and wax lyrical about how great Brexit is. Police have next to nothing to do up north so I hear

You’d need a fucking big pay rise to move from the north back to Winchester. Bournemouth? You aren’t that old are you?

Exactly it isn’t a slight on the area. Ok, well a bit but WAGs big influence

There are shitty parts of London too but millionaire footballers tend not to live above fried chicken shops. There are beautiful parts of the north but it is out the way and cold and wet.

Touché

Can’t tell you what a relief it is that we can all now travel to Afghanistan. Back on the stag list

Couldn’t help but think of you 35 seconds in

Do you think misogynists are not married or wouldn’t have female offspring?

Why are cervix’s defining? one without a womb is shit

It is not a forfeit though is it. Good players often have options of more cosmopolitan places with better weather. I mean look at footage of their fans at ground. Seen less inbred looking sorts at Portsmouth

Will also struggle to attract players to a shithole part of the country is it Badger who will defend the north?

Abramovich is a dodgy evil bastard

Saudi cunts. Fuck off