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We need to hurry up before Eddie Howe gets taken

Like rayyyaaaane on your wedding day

Oh what a character he is ‘snapped’ out running this morning. No normal running gear for him as of course wouldn’t play to the much crafted eccentric buffoon.

Oh fuck off. Yeah we get it you don’t rate him.

Oh that’s just loveable Boris making light of cancer. Guffaw guffaw

Good bit of pantomime today with Mason Mount. He actually is a decent lad who found it funny.

I worry for JWP’s quiff

Not really the thread but that poor woman subjected to such a horrendous murder. Hard to stop thinking about it. Haunting just thinking of the fear. Family’s victim statements are heartbreaking and they will never recover due to that evil bastard getting some sick gratification. Thick twat as well thinking get away with it and clearly thought it through. Woudl think a copper would know about ANPR.

That needs updating- very little carpet these days

I think most things, if you look hard enough, can be traced back to Rome’s binmen

Seems like quite a few haven’t got a clue about what it is to support a club. how did the the ambitious ‘need to win something, not exist, otherwise what’s the point?’ sort ever decide to follow Saints?

What has this post got to do with saints? Mods! Mods!

No ours arrived a couple of days ago

Losing at Juve. First grumblings about Tuchel.

Uninformed journos not reporting it was the media https://edition.cnn.com/2021/09/28/business/brexit-fuel-food-shortages/index.html

Cervix cervix cervix. Bahhhhh

I don’t see us winning it back anytime soon even with home advantage. US have freakishly good crop of golfers at the moment and seem a united team - that was our main advantage, Europe pulled together and US stars didn’t.

The fact that media are banging on about Raynor and gullible idiots swallowing it as an ‘issue’ shows exactly the bias. Who actually gives a fuck she called someone scum? equally talking about cervixes and perpetuating this in news is exactly how the right wing press wantLabour to be perceived, as if Starmer called a press conference to announce as opposed to responding to a question. See that Dorchester twat above. I don’t deny Labour are a sham of opposition as it stands but press make huge effort that they are seen that way.

Let’s hope he has been mixing closely with Lukaku, Kavertz, Rudiger, Christiansen, Mount, Jorginho, Werner, Azipula….Dave, Chilwell and Mendy

We should have a Lawro style table as sure there are some on here who predict we will lose every game

I’d pay top dollar for you to come and talk to my staff about diversity (now referred to as inclusion). Would need to be Turkish himself though.

I noticed they had on the screens yesterday ‘No to Biphobia’ . Genuinely had never heard of that - presumably if you are biphobic you must also be homophobic? Or do they just hate the indecisiveness?

Oh and Juventus away on Wednesday can suit us. 1-1

No thread yet? Reckon we could get a point. Tuchel’s aura on the wane.

The smug twat couldn’t give a flying fuck and more worried his dodgy bank money now. Contemptible how he has fucked us as a country. 6 months more of this shit show run by clowns and I wonder how many Brexit voters will be feeling regret.