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F1 decent. They need to move all these threads to the Lounge. Forget they are here

C’mon been a while since the Hopkins Robinson routine

TBF she doesn’t sound too unreasonable in her response to it https://news.sky.com/video/share-13397574

Ooh hit a nerve did I? I imagine you being one of these travel dickheads I overhear from time to time making such an effort to disassociate themselves from tourists and banging on about how they have seen the real blah blah blah. You couldn’t pay me enough to live in Thailand. Those sad ugly western faces pretending they have it all when they are the most empty of people. Ho hum another shitty day in paradise

I know not the point you are making but both athletics and tennis are integrated so you buy a ticket at Wimbledon you get to watch and enjoy both, same at athletic events. I am broadly with you the marketing is OTT and think it grates with some because it is relatively new to an established men’s game. Bit like rugby for me - will watch Six Nations and World Cup but never going to be interested in watching a Harlequins league game.

Which is more attractive?

Generally I find these women that have surgery ugly - natural selection of attraction of mate I guess. I do think it is linked to intelligence generally, and insecurity of course. I could look at a woman who’s had her lips done and know their fella hasn’t got much going on upstairs 9 times out of 10.

I see through your pretence of having superiority complex but you need to accept my life is better than yours on every conceivable metric. Of course I shouldn’t stereotype blokes that live in Thailand who now find they can actually get a woman.

To be able to make mobile phones spontaneously combust if someone is playing music on public transport without earphones

Yeah but Hitler….

Still ill and pissing your pants I see. Toughen up you weak man

Mad woman should be kicked from the party - need to join Corbyn’s mob

Can’t believe no one has bumped into Richard Ashcroft yet?

Being able to point at a fly and laser it dead

Vote for Superior Player of the Match - FFS

Where did you go in London where you saw so few homeless? I like London and in glorious weather it’s great. So many great pubs. I love the French btw

Lots of cities you miss out, Rome, Paris, Madrid, Lisbon Barcelona I am less inclined to rave about how great UK is these days

Yeah the done thing is to just say ‘thoughts and prayers’. Unless the baby eating Dems did it

Some of you will hate this because it’s scousers but great tribute at the end

This half time entertainment is the future. Fuck the mascot race

Blokes who hate women’s football are always gay. Fact

Should have asked one how fast do you plan on riding your e-bike on the pavement and do you know the UK has a Highway Code

Malfunction or by one of the pilots?

I once wanked off George Michael on Hampstead Heath. Easy £50 and he was very polite