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Milner is knocking on a bit

I have travelled you know. Went to Reading away a few years back

Note it isn’t pissing with rain

You have a car?!

Is that cafe culture I see?

This is quite sweet so many Saints fans slagging off their area. Not too late to change your club. Exciting times ahead at Newcastle. Hear there is brilliant night life for all you 40somethings.

You are lucky if go out in Southampton and don’t get stabbed. Wish I could go up north and knock my neighbours open door and borrow some sugar and wax lyrical about how great Brexit is. Police have next to nothing to do up north so I hear

You’d need a fucking big pay rise to move from the north back to Winchester. Bournemouth? You aren’t that old are you?

Exactly it isn’t a slight on the area. Ok, well a bit but WAGs big influence

There are shitty parts of London too but millionaire footballers tend not to live above fried chicken shops. There are beautiful parts of the north but it is out the way and cold and wet.

Touché

Can’t tell you what a relief it is that we can all now travel to Afghanistan. Back on the stag list

Couldn’t help but think of you 35 seconds in

Do you think misogynists are not married or wouldn’t have female offspring?

Why are cervix’s defining? one without a womb is shit

It is not a forfeit though is it. Good players often have options of more cosmopolitan places with better weather. I mean look at footage of their fans at ground. Seen less inbred looking sorts at Portsmouth

Will also struggle to attract players to a shithole part of the country is it Badger who will defend the north?

Abramovich is a dodgy evil bastard

Saudi cunts. Fuck off

Try and do this nowadays and the health and safety mob will kick up a helluva fuss. Proper fans Millwall

It’s what Dorchester would have wanted

This is the first thread in a while that I haven’t bothered reading. Was solely as saw who made the opening post and thought nah

Not one post on The Boris thread on the day of his rousing flagship speech?