whelk

You laugh if I put a bet on when your mum dies then?

So let me get this right. You hope he dies so you win money?

Waking up clueless as to what day it is and then realising it is Saturday morning. And you weren’t really naked and late for an exam you hadn’t revised for.

T 7

The hypotenuse is more efficient

Gypsies

You’ll be too busy singing your little songs sunshine. Oh no you don’t actually go to games poppet. Sing sing

If a cnt sits next to me singing all game I’ll knock him out.

End of days

Adam Buxton Joe Cornish

Hope you have upped your security

Pointless is glorious. Amazing I’d say.

Traffic lights that don’t give enough time to get more than a couple of cars through. Cnts that park on pavement slowing traffic cos too fcking lazy.

A crash on a motorway before the junction you join giving you a free run. No one hurt obviously

Insult mods at your peril.

Hugh Laurie Dara O’Briain - although not massively British

You know there are so few police on the roads now

Agree with Batman worth being a general sticky

Is weird as seems such a dysfunctional set up but yeah keep winning stuff. Sarri gets panned yet finished above Spurs and wins a European final and reaches league cup final. Poch gets all the plaudits and can see why but listed as 9th richest club in Europe so not exactly massively over achieving although of course CL final isn’t too shabby.

He’s got form for hysteria

Campbell expelled. Joke of a party sadly. All so disillusioning that two dreadful parties at the mo.

All the same those lot with funny eyes. With their Peking duck and their suchi.

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I see this thread is now in ‘general sports’ Not Saints related enough eh. Well it sure ain’t general sports is it?

Brilliant if true