whelk

I take that back. derby look v ropey so far.

Phwooooarrr

Have you got voices in your head? Or are you just an incoherent simpleton?

Fancy Derby today. 12/5 seems value Can you bet on how many times Sky mention the value of the game?

Overfilled wheelie bins

Ah ok get your point.

The floodgates are opening .....

Nigel Farage is Luis Suarez.

First are the winners. Pointless having a play off and just creating another trophy.

A little sensitive over Brexit are we fella?

Pleased Sunderland miss out. Thick Brexit fckers

Raab has a weird temple vein and says ‘hold on’ too much. Is that the new ‘let’s be clear’ that will now pepper political interviews?

I like Hancock from what I have seen of him. Looked at odds of him to be next leader a few months ago and wasn’t even quoted. Long shot though.

Never had you down as a Love Island fan

Jim White

Northeast gone. Game over

Looks shockingly low attendance at the Ageas as well. Comical scheduling

Yep don’t feel confident at all. Alsop gets away with one then identical next ball ffs

Calum Chambers Fulham player of season. Not huge competition but surprised me

Farcical that we don’t have Vince and Dawson available for a final.

Morrissey posters removed from train stations by Merseyrail over singer's far-right support http://news.sky.com/story/morrissey-posters-removed-from-train-stations-by-merseyrail-over-singers-far-right-support-11727905 Is a pseudo racist someone who tries to be one but really isn’t? And good old scousers taking affirmative action whereas all the folk in other less self righteous cities are having to suffer.

I know a few now and don’t know how they do it. I’d be screwed just dropping meat let alone the rest of diary but they swear has positive outcome on their health. Nice to hear breast milk is ok but these parents nearly killed their baby. https://apple.news/AYfGIq-BdSYW3xSktHIYiPg

You really are a plum. ‘True democrats’ ha. Although presumably you have had a hard on all day grinning and not come down yet from your excitement of your £25 party success.

Saying haych when they need to say aych when pronouncing ‘H’

People who say ‘nom nom’ about nice food