whelk

We could stay up next season on GD needing no wins and just 6 draws. Admittedly that is the extreme end of my numbers but don’t argue with my fcking slide rule and compass.

Martin Keown informs us that Brighton have stopped playing and ‘literally downed tools’. Good to know

Liverpool must be thinking they haven’t got a prayer in hoping Utd take something from City on Wednesday.

Better not. I wouldn’t have bought ticket if was going to be 1230

Comfortable win. Lemina to have a blinder.

No PR to be had in Judaism. So last year’s religion

Entitled millennial

Don’t underestimate the extra 2.5 hours recuperation time.

Michael Owen. Why?

Perez stats: 3 attempts 3 goals

Problem is some play well some games and other times don’t. Everyone championing Sims recently and then plays sh1te today. Armstrong looks just what we need many times then anonymous. Obviously need consistency and hard to know who of the current crop gives us that.

That’s wrong we a certainties. Can’t think of a scenario where we are safe.

I can’t I’m banned as won too much

We must surely be odds on to go down now

Imagine being a cnt who hates everything about his team

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Who pays £20 to watch Khan get mashed by Crawford?

Are we still going down?

Half arsed useless bastards. Flip flops on

My word the cnts come out wetting themselves about relegation. Who’d have thought?

Wolves are sh1t

Going to win loads today betting against Leicester.

Forster?

At this rate won’t have to do much to be up the MOTD line up. Dull day in PL

Get him back. Can be our Deloufeou