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Surprise not to see Thierry Henry in the credits talking about his unforgettable moment being applauded by the world’s greatest supporters.

Isolated incident was it? England fans otherwise well behaved were they? No it was all the big bad scousers who took our players. Boo hiss

Ajax are not as rich as Newcastle. Utd have spent £700m on players since Ferguson. Funny how so many view sport as if they are the financial director. 4 years ago we finished above Chelsea and Liverpool. Probably an outlier but wasn’t to do with financial clout. Kane is an asset and if has higher value therefore club is richer or we only counting liquid assets here?

Heysel could have been any club. Italians were stabbing fans in Rome the year before. This was peak hooligan era and no club were angels.

Fck this moronic line about making them stronger. One day eh one day. Could just as easily argue that the English game is more attractive to other players we might not otherwise attract. Do you hope Kane doesn’t score for England in WC as his value might go up and make Spurs stronger?

Will be a bookie

Shaw named Utd’s player of season

Saved them there

I always look at the non penalty table being the purist

Everyone know that. Are you trying to suggest penalties count as goals in a player’s total? I’ll grant they count towards goal difference and the actual score.

Penalties are not classified as goals

Lawro hasn’t predicted a Liverpool defeat for 3 seasons

He last goal was something like January

Only way I can get the kids to eat spinach is hidden in a smoothie

My favourite biscuit is a bourbon

Exactly. No doubt his Fivelive spot will be taken by someone that isn’t a straight white male who will at no point ever cause any micro aggressions.

Don’t forget to hate the World Cup too cos that isn’t Saints either.

Love that someone thinks that if Utd don’t beat PSG little old Saints are going to close the gap. I think it same miserable angry Brexit cnts who have no joy and just hatred and aggression so they are unable to enjoy great games. But Saints but Saints

You realise UEFA have locked down 4 places so no risk whatever the coefficient may reduce to?

Poor old Poch cracking up

You’ll get DT excitable again

Amazing how many can’t seem to enjoy it. Didn’t want Liverpool or Spurs but two superb games. Some seem so angry but you have to respect what they have achieved

Poch crying like a pussy. Enjoyed that though. Great drama in this comp. Actually pleased for him

Mental

What fcker calls him Virgil? Sounds too affectionate and scouse