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But absolute nonsense. Better than Messi my arse.

Just get a 128gb iPhone 6

Does he still have occasions where he windmills his arm when happy?

Couldn't disagree more. He is refreshing and is unable to give anything other than an honest answer. Like that he calls him Ferguson whilst everyone else fawns over him.

Cheers, found that fascinating. Bed wetters would do well to watch it as might provide them some comfort.

Van Damme on the bench

Chambers over Clyne. FFS Hodgson you overpaid ***t

Wouldn't be bothered if Community shield goes. Problem must be that Burnley v Stoke ain't going to be a draw.

I don't know if he put you there to get a rise or genuinely believed you to be a bed wetter.

Yes comical. The clocks haven't even gone back yet.

The Robbie Savage quote is brilliant. Not into Footballer's autobiographies but if there was one I would read it would be his.

Great thread mate good insight into identifying the problem. And fair play for sticking around, I'd have taken a sabbatical.

Look at the stats. Just look at the stats! How many times has the midfield been as poor as Sunday with Cork in side. VW can be excellent of course but so can Cork.

Long has bags of charisma as well. Why do so many want to criticise so early? Bloke in front of me at St Mary's already on his back.

I could play in goal in that game and keep a clean sheet. Nice to get a game but meaningless in terms of assessment. Sure he will get 7/10 from the Mirror.

Brilliant. I for one shall be singing that at the telly.

No wonder so many grounds are so soulless these days. Booing is just pantomime and all these level headed people saying move on should move to cricket or rugby where dignified behaviour is expected. Although people saying hope Lallana breaks a leg etc just exposes what nasty human beings they are so agree on that part.

FFP means not as much as the might have although didnt stop £50m for Luiz. That's four Shane Longs.

Think some people need to look up the definition of defector

5-1 now. You just knew it would be Kelbie

Surely missed a chance to have Koeman as a pic. Brian Moore "he's going to flip one" and he did!

Confused? He only has one line and is a tedious boring fckwit. Where's teh confusion?

Excellent read. Nice to hear nothing in any Rodriguez speculation either.

Good work Lovren

TBF his predictions for us so far have been W4 D1 L1 so has been spot on