Why is it men can't be ill?
I've had aches, headache, runny nose - generally feeling not great and hot / cold and sweaty for about 2 days now.
The Mrs just keeps saying oh its only man flu, get over it. You're not getting any sympathy here.
That's the stock answer from most women, I find.
But when women are ill, its the end of the world and everything stops.
Really f*cks me off.