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I think I need to attend a training course on avoiding innuendo!

I know you are Sarnia. I'm a fan!

Not Muppet Show etiquette, that's pretty basic. More on how to handle plonkers.

No MLG. You need some serious training.....

St Chalet reads the Muppet Show!!

Never mind that, there are also two SarniaSaints who are completely different people. Someone is messing with my mind!

We love you Turkish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol.

7. Plonker

That was Griffo and Patrick Bateman. Hurt me too, deep to the bone.

I've often thought Bear is probably a woman.

cheeky exclamation mark insertion Doddsy.

Thanks BBB

I'll consider c*ck. But tit or jizz aren't insults!

Number 6 on the scale. Must try harder Patrick!

Fail.

Clever! But my St Anne's education makes me too bashful to actually write the words in full...

You know what, I think you're right. Only someone from Coxford would spot that. I guess I struggled to find something between a w*nker and a c*nt. It's the bloody poncy influence of London on me now. How about f*cker? Or d*ckhead? It's really important we get this criteria right from the start.

Actually, I hate stuffing. And bread pudding. Can't see the point of either.

Bus journeys, drunken posting and multi tasking. I find a way to squeeze you all in!

Damn, I forgot plonker. 7. Plonker

Maybe so, but there's a clear award and recognition system around these words that I wouldn't want to lose. As I understand it (based on my learned coxford upbringing) the pecking order is: 1. C*nt 2. Ar*sehole 3. W*nker 4. T*sser 5. Tw*t 6. Pr*t Dependent on his comeback performance, there's a risk Turks might get demoted to number 5. Which would be sad.

No, sorry Sue. I really, strongly disagree with you on this. To the point, I actually feel quite upset about it. Turks is in no way a w*nker. He's clearly much more in t*sser territory.

Oh!! nice one, Batman!

I miss you too, DPS.

Heh. Well this thread has been far more creative. I'm glad to see you were leading the good fight, JB. John Wayne of this forum. Who was banned at his own request?!