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I Jonnyboy.

Kidding! (JB is like our forum hardman. I like it!)

Now you're taking the mickey out of me!

Are you joining us for a drink, Convict?

Seriously. In his dreams! Anyway, a cl** is way better than a pe***.

Examples?

I don't care if you accuse me of judging you - I just like you better when you're funny!!

Would you mind disinfecting it first before you send to me? xx

I'm all for commitment. I'm all for parties. I'm just don't care for weddings. Or marriage.

Exactly. Unrealistic expectations. But hey, who can argue with 'tradition'?

That's assuming he earns more than me, which is a big assumption....

So... remind me what marriage has got going for it?

Thanks, but no thanks. It's just depressing after a while.

I just take you as you come Whelk...

Because I'm the only one who keeps going on about being nice?

I don't avoid conflict on here. I just don't go looking for it with every post. Or generate fake conflict by being offensive to people. Quit trolling, Whelk.

I'm at work, so I can't follow your link. But given how much you respond to my posts, I think you really do like me, but you're just not emotionally mature enough to admit it.

I don't know, I wouldn't want to presume it. Only one way to find out....Do you have a more complex and complimentary take on me than I give you credit for?

I think it's highly likely posters on here have a more complex and complimentary take on you than you give them credit for Jeff.

It's easy to be popular on here CC. It's all picking the right name and right avatar. Hot girl pic or cutesy animal, and the forum is yours....

The nice people are winning!

I thought I was just getting the micro-penis? I don't want the whole lot!

A kind of wood reserved especially for me

There's a difference in being nice to people, and 'trying to be liked'. I've never once compromised my opinions on here, even if I know people will judge me for them.

So then stop. Be nice - it's much more rewarding.