Coxford_lou

I think you've been reading Fifty Shades too much, BBB!

Oh is it? Damn Tapatalk. I was trying out a new avatar, and thought a photo of my mouth would represent the fact I talk on here. But then I thought better of it, given topic of conversation on here, and chances of being misinterpreted. Deleted!

Before you do, can I suggest this for you: http://www.amazon.com/Love-Female-Orgasm-Extraordinary-Guide/dp/1569242763/

Correct! I was responding to boys (Bear) bragging

35-44 apparently. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2221384/Flirty-thirties-British-women-hit-sexual-peak-aged-35.html

Oi! I'm not that old! Just not in my twenties anymore!

LOL!

Was too rushed to say yesterday, but Bear that is both beautiful and sad. How much I wish for a happy ending! (And top marks for bringing Kipling to Saintsweb.)

Not I've not, I should do though! But yes, I do like the artsy vibe of Dalston. And the fact it's only 15 mins from home!

LOL!

It's so sweet how you answer for Mikey! You're obviously such a lovely guy.

More than happy to sit back and watch you and Bear in a best moves-off... PS. I've got an arse, not an ass.

Ah, OK. Funny because it sounded a bit like an insult, but that couldn't possibly be the case if all I've done is be here. Must be my misunderstanding!

And now you're a grumpy old fart?

To be honest, even a smile would do. I'd settle for just a twitch in the right direction.

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Hi Saint Mikey, Whats a forum no-mark? Thanks, Coxford_lou.

Hiya Hypo! Do you do 'banter and light hearted humour'? I can't quite imagine it, but maybe it's a side of you I've just not experienced yet. You do know that's what TMS is for, don't you?

Maybe it's a good thing. Maybe Mikey was saying something nice about me.

Congrats Bucks! Looking forward to the ITK thread... I'm off for dinner, then drinks in Dalston with a group of gal pals tonight. Thank god it's Friday!

What's a forum no mark?

I can't wait!

Just playing hard to get!

Bearsy, you were so cool before! Don't become pathetic! Then I won't like you anymore!

Bearsy may rule the roost on Saintsweb. But that doesn't mean he always gets what he wants...