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I was nearly knocked over by a truck when I was in a cycle lane!

Thanks for putting me forward, but I can't help, I'm a feminist ball breaker!

I guess the good ole sexism debate brings out all kings of strong feelings. And don't for a minute think I'm not going to raise it again just because it's turned into complete carnage this time. But I only talk about sexism, if someone says something offensive, or if a relevant topic comes up about football in the media.

So would you with a knee in your balls.

Faraway, if you were invited to a party with 2,000 hot women, on the other side of the world, would you: A) go? B) go but stand on the sidelines the whole evening too scared to speak to anyone? C) go, get drunk, hit on everyone, pass out before midnight? D) say you're going to go, but lose your nerve last minute? E) go, impress all the women with your humour and charm and leave with multiple numbers?

Oh Halo, you just made me spit my lunch out.... This thread is hilarious! So much more fun to read when I'm not the centre of an argument. What happened to the hugs guys?! I thought we got to a good place! Smirking, hard ons aren't sexist, but it's also more than possible to hug, without the other party knowing whether you have a hard on or not. That would be my recommendation. Particularly if you ever hug me.

In London the volume of cyclists is really high. Takes balls too. I used to cycle to work every day, but a couple of scares (plus winter) made me lose my nerve. Those tipper trucks are terrifying.

That was a link. Links don't count - I didn't even follow it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-31802023 Seems great, but complicated!

Maybe it will make him feel good about himself to a point where he will also feel confident to tackle his weight issues.

Oh I was referring to the nuns. Were you referring to the chaps? It's this word 'banter' - causes endless confusion. It should be banned!

Just dispelling the myth that they work!

Without help from any naked nuns. Go see if you can work your magic on the America thread, Halo. Though I fear that one runs a little deeper.

And don't EVER leave me on my own in a room with Alpine again. I got so depressed I bought a Pompey season ticket!

She's part of some large female group in LA. Saw the image, and felt bad for him. So out a quest on Twitter to find him and invite him to a party with 2,000 women in LA. After lots of retweeting, including pop stars (like Pharrel) offering to join to party if they find him, they did find the guy. They're now doing an online fundraiser to raise cash for the party and have already got thousands. All for a guy looking sad in a photo. Happy days for him!

'Rubbish' is code for 'brilliant' !!

Apology accepted. I'm sorry for anything I said too. I know you're not a sexist. Haven't thought that for one moment. Does that mean I'm off ignore?! x

No, it was rubbish. Can even remember how I came across it. Probably just stalking him.

So you're saying this whole sexism debacle has been Jeff arguing with his own fake female alter ego. Wow that is f*cked up! But suddenly it all starts to make a bit more sense...

Following you on Twitter would give away my anonymity though, that's the trouble. I followed Bearsy way back on Twitter, but only just realised it recently, had a panic, and quickly unfollowed. I think I got away with it. This place is weird enough (and I don't mean you) already, without people having your real name.

Oh dear. Look like it's gone well past apologies Sarnia, and for once you're not stuck in the middle. I accept your apology. And apologise back, for calling you a 12 year old.

Well at least you've not got me on ignore JB. That's enough for me!

Glad my pain and anguish is keeping you entertained Deano.

I'm starting to get paranoid Pap. Keep looking down to check everything's still there!

Hi Jeff (if you can read this), Nope, I'm definitely a woman, and you have definitely followed me over two threads, demanded I answer your questions, and got a bit aggressive when I declined, and all on a thread about sexism. I'd send you my Twitter account to prove I'm a woman, but frankly, I'm a touch intimidated. I don't want to fall out with you Jeff, I don't like falling out with anyone. How about we both just admit it got a bit OTT, and move on? I'm sure you're a nice guy, the same as I'm a nice gal...