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What if you punctured one them? Would all their contents fall out?!

Don't rest on your laurels though, bucks. Just because you're top now, doesn't mean you'll always be. Takes a lot of effort to consistently be the best.

Yeah, you were much higher before. Dipped a bit in the last couple of days, but lots of potential to climb back up that table. This is an interactive table and sometimes numbers shift throughout the day dependent on performance. It's calculated based on high tech equipment constantly analysing how much I smile, how much I cry, how much my blood pressure is raised. I have little control over the actual results.

Whaaaaaa???

F*ck off, c*nt.

Why would you shave your genital area?

Nah, mate, it's all about the laser hair removal. Permanent, innit. I told em - feck off with that razor b*ll****, I ain't a bloody woman. Smashed it and all. Worried my balls would fall off after, but the ladies love it.

Pssst, PL. Men do have hairy balls don't they? I can't remember, haven't seen any recently!

Have you not read the Daily Mail?! My points was, by needing to reference Swiss open mindedness in the first place, you're creating an implied moral undertone. Small point though...carry on!

Who's in the UI gang? Is that the same as the Birmingham Bully Boy gang? Are you still picking on Redslo?!

Of course you can. Then when you open them you'll see a big, fat, c*ck twirling in your face! Anyone still up for drinks at The Farmhouse before the Burnley game?!

What has open mindedness got to do with a woman having a child? Or marriage even? I think you should revise the statement to say: The Swiss, like the Brits, have women who have children.

As with all these things you have to judge on case by case basis, but on that description, there's something to be said for that.

HE, dude. I'm a f*cking HE!

Guy, I can't take this lols anymore. I admit it! The sexist stuff was me just me in character. I am really a bloke! Surely the porn statement was enough of a hint. I spend more time scratching my hairy balls than the lot of you. Come on BBB, kissey kissey! You know you want to!

1. Gilliam Welch 2. Kelly Willis/Bruce Robison 3. Neko Case with The Sadies 4. Wilco 5. Shakey Graves 5. (Tied) Alabama shakes 5. (Tied) Shovels and Rope 5. (Tied) Avett Brothers 5. (Tied) White Stripes

True. But I've got a soft spot for Bletch.

Nooooo Jonnyboy, I'm kidding!!! You're up there with Bearsy and Goatboy. Infallible!

1. Lemons 2. Lemons 3. Lemons 4. Lemons 5. Lemons

I did revisit my list, looked at the other candidates, and in the end only dropped him 3 places. Just because I like him. (Or because the other options were so bad!) Sorry, ahem, back to nice...

When will it end??!!!!!!!

Thumper wasn't hot on grammar. But he's a rabbit, what did you expect?!

Say something nice about someone then Jeff...

I'm going to help you by posting inspirational quotes all day... Thumper: "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all."

UJ, haul your sorry arse over to the nice friendly thread immediately! You are banned from arguing with anyone today!!