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Or how about we only ever respond to each other in rhyme? Bearsy always makes me laugh, He is a silly billy, But I got a shock when I bumped into Turks, Sucking on his willy!

Great! If you wanna organise UJ, I'll be there!

I've started a poem. Can anyone help me finish it? In my dreams the lovely Bearsy, is catching fish by the sea, or skipping through the meadows, writing romantic poetry. Then one night the dream turned darker, Bearsy came at me with a stick, He shouted "look pal" in a menacing voice, and ...........??

I like that he's sad that he can no longer be part of our fun. But, I need more than sadness....I wanna see him cry dammit!

Stick with the funnies, Bear. Don't mess with us women folk.

Not at all, we're just not so chicken scared that we feel the need to fawn over him. The women here were as honest about what we thought when he was around, as now he has gone.

Yup, I third it.

LOL. Did this happen before or after the eclipse? I can't remember. It was a bloody cold wind after the game Sat night. Every time I cursed Turks, I'm sure it bit back.

I'm not missing him, but I am concerned about his well being in the other world. Turkish, give us a sign??!

Oh no - I should have texted you! Next one Pompeylass...

See Pap/Goatboy. I told you the goofy, gun toting, LOLing, Sarnia was a wind up!

Not at all. I was merely correcting the description in a factually accurate way.

Hahaha!

Nice sentiment. Except he wasn't honest or straight talking. In fact, he was always on a wind up, trying to catch unsuspecting people out. Which is the opposite. Just pointing out.

I can tell, Pap. And it suits you.

Exactly Bucks. I think more will come out next time. I think it going to become a 'thing'....

Hahaha!

Ha. It's a bit no win really. If you said, hot, then it would be a bit awkward when we saw each other next. If you said not, I'd knee you in the balls when we saw each other next. That stuff is all fine when it's all anonymous, but not so easy when you're meeting in the real world. Plus I also think most women more or less look the same. Head, arms, legs. Once you've seen one you've seen them all. I'm not sure I can see what the fuss is about...most of us just look normal really. I'd much rather be described as decent company!

No.

Pap or Goatboy, can you out Bearsy out of his misery.... I'm not funny enough!

Unexpected statement of the day.

Towards the bar.

It's not a shocker to reveal we mostly talk about Southampton FC.

Not that kind of link! Ew, I don't even know what he's doing there...

Give us links - I want to relive these moments! Now Turks is no longer with us, I want to pretend he's a great hero.