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It's because I never quit an argument. It may look like I have done, like I've backed down, but I always come back and win in the end. Might be worth watching out for that. While it may seem unlikely, there's nothing more annoying than me making a comeback.

I've been called 'the most annoying person in the world' by my mum, my friend and a work colleague. There's definitely something in it.

I'm just gonna keep apologising...

They're not really drooling flirts - none of them have met me. It's just escapism. I'm a figment of their imagination! But this place isn't better for me right now, as I'm reading the rape thread and the sexism thread....bloody depressing to be honest, makes me wonder why on earth I'm here! Anyway, you seem a decent bloke, Whelk. Have a nice weekend...

Yeah, me too.

Aw, I was just teasing oldsarum! I didn't mean it. It's just hard to figure what it's all about from the website.

You didn't read it properly Bear! The answer is within. No way you could read it in 30 seconds even if you were the best skim reader!

This makes me feel very sad.

Sorry to hear some of you are struggling to understand the concept of consent. But this nice tea metaphor might help! http://www.theloop.ca/this-woman-just-explained-consent-with-the-most-perfect-metaphor/ Hope that helps.

You're all wrong! It was "breathtaking" according to the BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31965456 Bunch of plebs!

Someone ask for a refund!

I also think that should be the case for non sex crimes. I'm thinking of the poor guy in Bristol that was arrested for that murder a couple of years back, vilified in the press, then turned out to be innocent. Absolutely shameful.

Didn't you wear your cinema 3D glasses?

Sky is a bit pink (though I might be imagining it)...

Anyone looking out for it? We're pretty dull and dank in London right now. Total cloud cover...

Heh. No it's a dull council estate in west Southampton.

Ok folks, ticket for the game now booked. (There are still tickets available if anyone's thinking about it). Are we meeting at 1.30 at the Farmhouse? Don't leave me waiting on my own! If anyone wants to swap mobile numbers - PM me.

Oh c'mon Whelk. I've called you a troll once, and when you look back at the statement I was responding to, it was a fairly light response! And isn't calling someone a troll just a wind up too? Can't we stop bickering and just be friends? Please? I promise to only say nice things about you even if that makes you think I am irritating and insincere

You invented doggy style? Wow, impressive. Do you get royalties?

Convict, that's not me. She's clearly got fake boobs.

I'd have more respect for Fifty Shades, if they showed a proper, ugly man orgasm. You guys don't realise what we're confronted by - it's not pretty!

BBB, I have no idea what this means. Let me work my way through your post. 1. No I've never seen a woman face at peak of ecstasy (except the fake Hollywood, or porn versions. 2. What does "look in own" mean? 3. What's a "gusher"? Much appreciated.

Oh! Please! That's not what I meant, I'd never do that. I like happiness, not sadness. But check out these guys...they don't look like they're having fun! What's with that?! http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/this-photographer-did-a-series-of-guys-orgasm-faces-stuart-sandford

I think it's really strange (by strange, I mean amazing) that so many of you have been on here for so long, nearly a decade, and never felt the urge to meet each other. The curiosity would just be killing me!

No, I've just witnessed the results of boths endeavours. Men always seem to be in absolute pain! What's with that?!