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He's taken it up a notch since joining Southampton. Probably because he felt the pressure of being surrounded by the locals of what is a city of renowned fashionistas.

Just giving you the info I know you're most interested in !

Ohhhh, GOD NO!!!! Oh crap. I didn't think p*ssed would be a problem, how is that a swear word?!

Hello. Er, thanks for helping me wise up, but I know the acts plenty already. My surprise was around the fact you give to a charity where you disrespect the people the charity is benefiting. That's novel, to say the least.

Hmm, I could do well at this challenge, if I only hadn't ****ed off GM earlier!

Cool! Thanks! I love how you could tell I repied to you, even though I'm on ignore, you must be psychic!

She's very cool Pap - beautiful, smart and feisty. She's going to well for herself, I can tell. You must be very proud. For the record, in case anyone here is curious (particularly the ladies), Pap reminded me of a slightly better looking Jon Bon Jovi, and Bucks, a dark haired Brad Pitt. And thank both for being Gents and meeting me for a drink. I wouldn't have gone to the game on my own, so your contribution to the Saints cause is very much appreciated! Hopefully do it again before the end of the season?

Am I on ignore?! I did call you a w*nker earlier - I think I deserve it!!

Good one Patrick - you're getting better at this being funny lark!

You've just posted a photo of yourself as evidence that you're hot? Has this just happened or have I imagined it?!

Wow, that's a new theory I've not come across before. Very generously giving money to charity gives you permission to be a wa*ker in the real world. If only charity advertising people had access to this new insight!

After your last post, you could look like John Goodman for all I care!

Oh my word!

I was admiring how stylish Koeman was looking last night. I think he deserves a win just on his fashion sense!

Well can you hurry up and get a bit better at it!

YOU INVITED THEM ROUND YOUR HOUSE?!!

I would be so gutted if I met Bearsy in real life and turned out to not be the 6'2 Tom Selleck look a like I've got in my mind!

Oh, ok. I'll try, though I'm not very good at this sort of thing. So Bucks Saint is a man. Short hair. He was wearing dark clothes. Trousers and a coat. Shoes too IIRC. We were outside so no one took their coats off. Pap has long hair, and he's a man too. He was also wearing dark clothes, smoking a fag. Pap's daughter, super cool! Topics of conversation: Saints, Pap's nemisis, weight of Internet losers, CL defence of CBFry, and whether or not Pap's daughter will ever come to another Saints game (unlikely). Alcohol consumed: 2 pints. Hope I've made this sufficiently entertaining for you, Bear! PS. Thanks again Bucks and Pap for meeting up - it was good fun! More fun than the game!

I think that would make 10,000 responses, but still only 3 would show up.

I'm just teasing ya. What's more funny though, is after 300 posts on this thread, only three people had the nerve to show! Next time I might start a 'Dinner?' thread and really raise the stakes...

Not just great defensive play, but made a few visionary attacking passes too....

That's kind you to say, Vince. It was good fun - Pap and Bucks are good peeps!

You we're missed GB!

How come all you care about is looks, and not whether I am a nice person or not?!

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