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I'm not a man, I don't need to.

No, you are weird, luv.

What are you talking about Jonny? You've got a wild imagination.

Come over here, and I'll give you a good talking to.

Only if I can help in any way. I do have a fairly light touch. But if you prefer me to fulfil other roles, I'm happy to take your instructions.

You've got a one track mind Jonnyboy. Not everything is about sex, you know.

It was totally off topic! Where's St Chalet when you need him.

I can tell from the way you describe it, you have real talent. You've obviously honed your skills over many years. It's a shame more people can't benefit from what is clearly a labour of love for you. But if ever you need someone to hold your rod for you, do let me know.

I always advocate a patient approach. It make take a bit longer, but the euphoria In the end is worth it.

Had to google that: Neotrogla females have penis, can have sex for up to 70 hours Sounds like the usual 'women' you lot hang out with!

Sounds massive, GB. Hope you can keep control of that thing.

I like how you're the expert on this topic, Bob. Do you know what sizes they come in?

That's some tackle you've got there Goatboy.

Alright Goatboy, no need to gloat. Besides, size doesn't matter, it what you do with it that's important.

I think he's just blushing.

Hello.

I'm all for it. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2582046/Would-YOU-let-man-wear-meggings-Designers-aiming-make-men-feel-comfortable-look-great-leggings.html

Oh bugger, turns out this is The Lounge. As you were, Pap

What is? People talking politics on TMS? If so, I agree! Should be banned!

Are they leggings or body paint?!

LOL. Chance of us taking the high ground on this....ZERO! It's a nice thought though

Now I've sussed out how to pronounce his name, I also hope he stays, so it's not a waste of my time. I'm also very good at Alderweireld. That one took me yonks, but now I like to unexpectedly throw into conversations just to show off.

Cunning plan from Lallana - we can't win! Now if someone can get that quote into a song, that would be perfect. We booed cos you left Now we cheer, you're not right Adam Lallana We don't miss you, you ****e!

LOL! But Coxford favela is way more in need. Millbrook is positively classy in comparison!