mcbendy

Big Vic

That is brilliant. I'll leave that one unanswered for others to enjoy

SD.

Ew! JRod saw a sperm!

Quote Originally Posted by Right sider B lallana Good one = Alan Ball

Proudly a god

oops He tries tw @t slime or Relishes tw @t time

He tries **** slime or Relishes **** time

yep

Anal THEN nicely...

Tad Lee would be v good if it was actually an anagram... Danny fox gets a half point for humour...

Ah, got it - Alan Shearer (also Arsenal, hear!)

Lone Reds Marching In (current player)

Rory Delap

For the word nerds out there... I'll start: Amazing, or 'rest'? Answer?

Jose takes things a little too literally after Pochettino tells the lads to lay their bodies on the line for the team

I really hope that's a joke. I have never really rated Yoshida. Have you seen him play for Japan?

Wow wow wow wow wow. WHAT A HALF. All of the players have been outstanding (okay, J Rod missed a sitter and a free header and Lambert should have 2, but...) - best half Saints have ever played in the top flight?

Wow wow wow wow wow. WHAT A HALF. All of the players have been outstanding (okay, J Rod missed a sitter and a free header and Lambert should have 2, but...) - best half Saints have ever played in the top flight?

Fair enough. But we've analysed the Adkin's chapter of the club's history, drawn a blue line under it and moved on...

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What does this mean for Puncheon...?

Betting suspended on Holloway being sacked. Presser called for 5pm. Any Saints fans sorry to see the back of him? Seemed like an impossible task, keeping them up...

Scroll down to access the same graphic for the top 5 European Leagues... It is pretty 'striking' (pun intended) how good we are defensively: http://experimental361.com/2013/10/04/an-early-look-at-the-big-five-european-divisions/

Thanks. So - should I make a banner which says "Can you keep up, Gus?"...