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Not half as uncomfortable as when Russia invades Ukraine. Then we'll see how the ex-nazis, anti-capitalists and surrender monkeys treat the UK then. I should be Defence Minister or at least Foreign Minister.

Cough, cough... Welcome home, Nick Clegg. Seems like Old Blighty is the place to live, after all.

Would the BBC show this today? Funny as fuck to an old dinosaur like me. Footie Video.mp4

Of course, the UK could solve the border "problem" with the French, by joining the Schengen area. It works for Norway and Iceland. Interestingly Ireland opted out of the Schengen area, preferring to being part of the open-border Common Travel Area with the United Kingdom.

Bollox. There has always been a border between the two countries because the UK has never been in the Schengen Area.

I understand the EU and NATO little better than you:

Who's Who's laughing now, guys? Read the comments to my posts and eat your words as you all struggle to pay your gas bills.

A year later, the Met get's placed under special measures. Inevitable and overdue.

A: MLG is born into the family of descendants of medieval warlords and becomes King and head of state. The population quickly discover what a dickhead he is, and Oliver Donewell organises a civil war and after winning, removes MLG's old wrinkled head. After 20 years of Puritanical rule, Donewell dies and MLG's bastard son, GM, ascends to the throne and his family rules for the next 500 years.

It would seem only right that we should celebrate the greatest monarch this country has ever had. Unlike numerous presidents and dictators, Queen Elizabeth has never, ever put a foot wrong and continues to unite this country. Queen of the golden generation that will never be matched. What an example of selfless devotion and service to us all. Looking forward to the street party planned near us and to raising a glass to her on her Platinum Jubilee. I hope you are all planning something. We'll never see her like again.

The EU continues to fund Russia's war in Ukraine. Germany, as usual, leads the way in rewarding aggression, while continuing to dodge the bill for their defence. I wouldn't piss on Olaf Scholz if he was on fire.

Worth looking at this video where Trump calls out Germany 4 years ago. The damage that the liberal media and political parties have done to Western civilisation since then have cost 100's of thousands of lives. It could soon be millions, if Germany don't get real. I could have posted this on the Brexit thread, but I would think everyone can now see the value of the EU. France, Germany and Italy worth fuck all, when it comes to mutual defence.

And they say Germans don't have a sense of humour:

I am too lazy to debate a different argument you are making, based on some weird "un-British union" position you are trying to force upon me. Nor am I supporting a train company with an allegation of fraud against it. Just to clarify, I was stating that Socialist, Communist, Marxist Unions, like the RMT are the scourge of the Earth, as were the T & G W Union in Southampton Docks and at the old Ford plant. I also think corrupt private companies are also the scourge of the Earth, but I should know not to debate with a Socialist. When they lose an argument, they change their position or pick another argument.

You're right, Communists, Socialists and Marxists are different. You may not be aware that the transformation of society into Socialism, and ultimately to Communism is the philosophy of Marxism. While I'm fishing, trade unions in this country, with whom Capitalist train companies have to deal, are by and large Marxist constructs. Rather like Capitalist countries like Ukraine having to deal with Russia. Trade Unions have done more damage to the "working class" in this country than any other organisation. So much so that the "working class" no longer exist. Just look at Southampton. Pirelli, Vospers, Ford and many other manufacturers forced out, when global capitalism meets parochial Marxist unions, leading the sheep to the slaughterhouse. What is left is bitterness and class envy against those that embraced the opportunities that capitalism and democracy offer, rather than treat such circumstances as lessons to learn.

Oooh look, here's Eddie Dempsey, Assistant General secretary of the RMT, with pro-Russian separatist Alexander Mozgovoy, in 2015. I guess he sent a nice bunch of flowers to his funeral, after the Ukrainians took him out, and a condolence card to Putin.

I'm not surprised the lefties on here are jumping up and down and frothing at the mouth. We've seen it all before, here in Southampton. Efficiency and capitalism trumps a dogmatic and Marxist union's inflexibility, then they get bitten in the arse by the economic realities and an owner who gets fed up pissing £100m a year down the drain. The RMT hardly garnered public support for their workers on the London underground recently, spreading misery and inconvenience among pandemic weary commuters, so they've had this coming. Welcome to the real world, where we all can see what happens when communists try and dictate. I'm just thankful Mick Lynch and his rabble aren't armed. The sooner we have robots driving the Underground trains and cheap foreign labour crewing P & O ships the better for everyone. ...and blaming Brexit. Even for the pea brained Remainers, that's a stretch.

Since when has a "reasonable guess" been a "wild stab in the dark"? What isn't a "wild stab in the dark" is that Putin invaded Ukraine during Biden's presidency, just after his surrender to the Taliban. Still, you stick with your socialist agenda, one that Putin has permanently killed, along with net zero carbon, appeasement and all the rest of the woke bollox. Great to see the clueless lefties squirm, while their third rate class warriors are destroyed with most of Ukraine. Thankfully, Blair is one of the latest, following on from Corbyn, et al.

So, in preparation for WWIII, it occurred to me that with Mad Vlad going Tonto, things could get pretty nuclear in the next few weeks. In order to prepare fully for this, I got out my old UK nuclear target map, below. As you can see, Southampton and Portsmouth are pretty well screwed, but on closer observation, it appears that Brighton looks like it may escape the inferno. Given that we play them at the AMEX on the 23rd April, I think I might mosey on down there a bit early, just in case NATO push their luck. Obviously in the event of a nuclear war, the Premier League will want to fulfil as many fixtures as possible, so the conflagration may mean us playing away for the rest of our home games. At least we will be spared playing at Fratton. Post war, I think the IoW might be a nice place to stay, until the radiation levels reach a simmering rather than roasting level. Still, let's hope it doesn't come to this. I mean, have you spent any time in the IoW?

Breaking News - France have surrendered.

You have to the remember that Southampton has historically been a socialist, bordering on a Stalinist, state. This was a consequence of the unions iron grip on the docks and the generations of hypocritical dockers and their spawn, that suckled on the teats of the fat cow, that was Southampton docks, until containerisation turned the consequent unemployed labour force and their children into bitter, Tory hating, envy ridden socialists. Luckily for them the burgeoning public sector, largely financed by tax paying Tories and recalcitrant socialists, turned capitalists, gave them well paid jobs, from which they could continue to bite the hands that feed them. Keep posting, mate and you'll be able to taste the bitter envy that is Southampton. It is only bewildering to those that didn't grow up here in the 60's and 70's. Forget the stereotypes about lazy, rich Tories. The laziest and richest friends I had growing up, were all stevedores; union men and communists, the lot of them.