Mr Biscuits

If they fail to achieve promotion this season I will laugh and laugh and laugh

I wonder how many of them began to hiss and melt into a puddle when those lights got switched on?

Are you serious?

They'll sit in league one obscurity for a while when they realise there isn't any more money coming their way. The stadium will eventually be closed on health and safety grounds and they will have to ground share with Havant &waterlooville. Meanwhile their fan base will be eroded by bigger and better teams either way up the coast. Lower table obscurity will do just fine. (Although dropping out of the league completely would have been utterly hilarious)

Clearly they are concentrating on the league after all, the bestest have won everything ever

My old man was in the army which meant I got slung into a private school which means that my old school friends live far and wide. Plus I've moved round a bit myself so family aren't close by either. We each live a different life, for me Facebook is a great method of staying in touch and seeing the people I want to stay in touch with.

I reckon he's been told to keep his gob shut

I've always said that the problem with the Internet is that it gives the stupid a voice. I just never realised that some of my friends can be so monumentally thick

No one. Players are over priced in January. Would like the club to concentrate on keeping the players we have

More like Mr Jelly http://www.jellyparties.co.uk

Trousers...... I'm afraid you are struggling against a portsmyth. It is now FACT. You simply cannot change the fevered history of the phew down the road, you are just going to have to accept the FACTS as spouted at low tide.

I'm just wondering, Would those who want to change the badge prefer to end up with something like Bournemouths current junior school project of a badge?

Tbh the comment from a while back about us being 'reffed' out of the top four makes the most sense. However we have enough in the squad to remain in the PL this season. It's what RK does to see how far we can push that matters. I'd quite like a cup run this season, no reason for us not to go on one.

Tbh I tend to follow Lighthouses example - unfollow when it gets too much. I don't send friend requests out to the whole world, just certain people. One guy managed to last a day before I couldn't stand it any longer. I dunno, I guess I'm genuinely interested in what my friends are doing, just get annoyed occasionally at having to wade through mountains of endless sh!t to get to the interesting bits

Well yes, however you don't have any choice what said friends post.

Fair point, however it is a good way of keeping in contact with old school friends. (One of which said contacts got me laid this weekend so all is well with the world)

Move away fans to a corner, lower tier only. Add another tier to the stadium Children under 10 get in free Improve the immediate area as per what a few other people have said Improve catering, there's plenty of people out there who can do it properly so franchise it out and take regular samples to ensure that the standard doesn't drop Ban lager. (Because real ale is awesome)

Anyone sick and tired of seeing the fake bullsh£t posts on Facebook? The 'xxxx is a child abusers share if you think they should be in prison' 'This baby has cancer Facebook will donate for every share' Especially all the 'pick emotive picture, add agenda driven statement, share if you agree' What happened to people? Why does no one question the truth of things anymore?

I'm afraid I'm going to have to deduct a point as you failed to shoehorn in a joke about portsmythmatics. You may hang your head in shame.

Bully for you. Come back when you've done it more times than Huddersfield Town. Also.... You say that managing to defend the title once is your greatest achievement. That was in the '40's. Therefore it follows that youve not done much since.in fact.... In the SIXTY FIVE YEARS since all the Skates have managed is to buy the FA cup on tick and get found out for doing so. Other than that it's just been a general meander downhill. Usually I don't go trawling for FACTS since I don't think it makes for a very good argument however..... I honestly didn't realise that when we take the mickey out of the skates for banging on about history they really are talking about times which will very soon be out of living memory. Wow........

Chelsea will Nick a goal on the break, then they will park the bus. Mourhino will act as if he is the greatest thing to ever walk the planet but will also say nice things about Saints because I think he does actually like us a bit. I'm hoping that we put in another performance like we have against Chelsea in the last couple of seasons and really give them a good run for their money. Would love to nick another draw, a win would be hilarious obviously

Now I wonder why you have popped up all of a suddenly.

Wtf is it with this 'we played AC Milan' guff? You played a team in the Champions League. Big deal. We play Man U, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal etc every season and they are in the Champions League too Not only that, apparently their draw against AC Milan is their greatest achievement.... Really..... Do you honestly want me to believe that your greatest achievement is. DRAW?

Interesting comments from Lawrenson today Personally, I don't usually wish many people in this world ill however I am hoping that Rodgers does get sacked. This comes from his derogatory comments about Saints not having ambition - such a patronising and actually nasty thing to say about another club (especially since he clearly covets our players so much)

Soon to be found in the bargain bin at a fraction of the original price Why does that sound familiar?