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All I can say is, its been a shit year so far. I lost my job, (i do have one now), my car, 5 years old car the engine piston rings are fucked,(so the car is fucked and has to go), I got a parking fine for Wickes in Hedge end at 9pm at night when I wasn't there, (and the fine took 2 months to get to me so any CCTV evidence from my Ring Cam or Starbucks next door is gone) I got a £500 bill from the taxman which should have been paid off with my repayment plan, (high income child benefit and they told me on the phone, and on the Gov.uk website said i owned nothing when I cancelled the direct debit and take an extra £149, which they refunded), and now this. Its gotta be me, i'm the fucking jinx. Good job I don't wear a tie to work anymore or you would see me dangling on it somewhere over the M27. The punishment doesn't fit to crime to me, but we did it THREE FUCKING TIMES!!!! We deserve to be punished of course. Just not this. But don't know really what else they could have done? This is a new low for us, but the whole football set up is a cess pit anyway. Now I see that the Prem is changing the rules so Man City can buy their way out of the 135 charges rather than the big fines and points deduction of others. But its like an abusive partner, and me being enamoured with it. It keeps hitting me and kicking me in the balls, and even with a -4 deduction least we can still win games, potentially. Roll on year 2 in the championship, in hope we can do it all again next year.

If you are wearing your red flares, I'm going to wear my hippy paisley flares. My mum always said the 70's would come again.

I thought the same. How many people have turned up to Staplewood to watch Saints, and how many have the Security Guards thought "they are from another team". You would assume he was a fan.

How about we shorten it to "BRA"? It not only sounds the same, but it does cover a load of tits!

Maybe you should ask his mum?

And it's not like they are doing anything this weekend either.;) 🙄 😀

I dont agree. These people are professional and HAVE to be impartial or, if found to have a biased view, there goes their career, (or sideline). I'd guess they don't even read the papers or on line in case there is an appeal. They are not the sort of people who try to read between the lines, believe in idle speculation, and are swayed by rumour and innuendo. Why they aren't the sort of people who would get caught in their jeans and a tee shirt filming training on their I-Phone.

I thought I would put a sneaky bet on them to cheer me up in case it all goes Pete Tong, but the only teams I can get odds on are Hull and Saints. Which is a bit pleasing.

Affectionatly known, in Classic Artistic circles ad the "Tonda Mocker" by Joseph Ducreux.

What I am mostly pissed off about isn't the post, it's the promise of a copy of "War and Peace". Where's my copy Miltonaggro you damn loon? You make promises of passing on Tolstoy based tones and completely forget your old mate in the mask. For shame!!!

Looks like we've started something now.

Aa I got stopped for speeding doing 56 in a 50 in contravention of Section 89.1 of the road traffic act. I slowed down when I saw the copper and the people behind had to brake so I could also be done for inconsiderate driving. I didn't indicate when I changed panes I have a crow bar for work and screwdrivers so I could get down for going equipped for a burglary. I also have a long handle wheel spanner and a 30mm lock knife social get done with being in possession of an offensive weapon. I didn't have my licence with me, MOT or proof of insurance so could get done under section 165 of the Road Traffic act (producers are a courtesy and precedence in law, not law itself). I have no evidence that my laptop or phone were bought legally. So could be in receipt of stolen goods. I have a history of explosive and firearms (ex services and stuff) so could be taken in under Anti Terrorism act. I was in Hatfield and Eastleigh when two assaults happened so I could be a 'Person of interest". You see where I am going with this? A driving course or 3 points and a £100 fine now has me in prison for 5 years and a £1000 fine. It's called "Laddering up" in Police and Law circles.

Thing is would you want to? At the tribunal they have all of the evidence from both sides. Supposed we said that Alfie had nothing to donwith us,ir he was someone else OR Middleboruogh stages the photo and they have someone who looks like him (in the only photo I've seen you can't see his face) it'll give others to chance to refute it and contradict your defence. Let it play out in private in front of all the people who matter,the Tribunal.

Yep, I believe they were spied upon but decided not to do anything about it at the time because of excuses and reasons, and just bcause. So thay now want to see justice done because they want not only Southampton to be thrown out of the play offs, but ALL teams thrown out and the season reset. The premier league will have to take the year off until this can be resolved.

Looking at the picture, he isnt even on the grounds he is behind a fence. AND my excuse would be that someone is taking a photo of me, so I took a photo of them. This has to be bollocks, it certainly isnt taken with a CCTV camera.

Has anybody checked to make sure it isnt DJ Audits from YouTube?

If I remeber correctly, Jane was involved with Roger, when it was Rod, Jane and Roger. Then married Rod whne Roger left to star in Eldorado Then she had an affair with Freddy and left Rod, but it was all amicable.

Pictures of HULL training ground.

Is Will Salt still on the books? Did he do this off his own back to endere hom with Saints in the hope of a full time job? And if so, does the little snaek have enough honour to fall on his sword over this, take the blame, and exhonorate Southampton at least partially?

I Like the headlines: Spygate: Southampton could be thrown out of Championship play-offs if found guilty of alleged spying on Middlesbrough But it is also possible that the commission decides Southampton are guilty of no offence, and that the charge is dismissed. There is a whole range of possible punishments in between those two extremes. Good Journalism this!!!!

I actually agree with you. There are a number of ifs,buts and maybes still. The question should be - What did it benefit us, and how did it impact the match? We received no benefit at all really, as we didn't win. You could argue that we also didn't lose so were able to counter them, but any independant would look at the first leg and see we were under the cosh, and how didn't Middlesbrough not score in the first half. The second leg it is a moot point, and we won, in extra time, and you could see that Middlesbrough were on their chinstraps and had given their all and were knackered. That is where are quality subs come in play. To give an analogy the crippling of Scienza by Ayling, (no matter that the Commentator was saying it was '...and accident just coming together of knees' I used to have a lad that did that to me when I was a kid, no accident to me). Scienza was reduced in his capacity, almost had to come off early, and struggled in the match, but still played for 50 minutes. Saints still won. The FA could spend millions going over the incident and paying experts and what would the upshot be? Retrospective yellow applied to next season and a fine. Perhaps we should be shouting that he should be fined £10 million and forced to play at a level no higher than non league and he be charged by the police with assault with an offensive Man-Bun. But that is the punishment not fitting the crime. Whomever did the spying did us no favours, even if he has no link to the club. So the independent panel, giving the evidence would either fine us or give us some sort of sanction, but throwing us out of the play-offs etc is, in my opinion, overkill and not justified. Would we be screaming if the roles were reversed? Yes, probably. Does it hold water? probably not. I feel a sense of realism is missing with this whole sorry mess.

What a great day. Saints win We're going to Wembly again And you get your danglers cleaned. What's not to love?

I think we should sing: "It always feels like somebodies watching me, And they know we can't play Hakney Woh oh oh"

But,but,but....I though we cheated and knew how they played and would win them and stuff. Didn't gain a competitive advantage at all.

I can see the Mini.Series now. Borogate starring Taron Edgerton as Kim Helberg And Toda Ekart played by C3PO.