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I Like the headlines: Spygate: Southampton could be thrown out of Championship play-offs if found guilty of alleged spying on Middlesbrough But it is also possible that the commission decides Southampton are guilty of no offence, and that the charge is dismissed. There is a whole range of possible punishments in between those two extremes. Good Journalism this!!!!

I actually agree with you. There are a number of ifs,buts and maybes still. The question should be - What did it benefit us, and how did it impact the match? We received no benefit at all really, as we didn't win. You could argue that we also didn't lose so were able to counter them, but any independant would look at the first leg and see we were under the cosh, and how didn't Middlesbrough not score in the first half. The second leg it is a moot point, and we won, in extra time, and you could see that Middlesbrough were on their chinstraps and had given their all and were knackered. That is where are quality subs come in play. To give an analogy the crippling of Scienza by Ayling, (no matter that the Commentator was saying it was '...and accident just coming together of knees' I used to have a lad that did that to me when I was a kid, no accident to me). Scienza was reduced in his capacity, almost had to come off early, and struggled in the match, but still played for 50 minutes. Saints still won. The FA could spend millions going over the incident and paying experts and what would the upshot be? Retrospective yellow applied to next season and a fine. Perhaps we should be shouting that he should be fined £10 million and forced to play at a level no higher than non league and he be charged by the police with assault with an offensive Man-Bun. But that is the punishment not fitting the crime. Whomever did the spying did us no favours, even if he has no link to the club. So the independent panel, giving the evidence would either fine us or give us some sort of sanction, but throwing us out of the play-offs etc is, in my opinion, overkill and not justified. Would we be screaming if the roles were reversed? Yes, probably. Does it hold water? probably not. I feel a sense of realism is missing with this whole sorry mess.

What a great day. Saints win We're going to Wembly again And you get your danglers cleaned. What's not to love?

I think we should sing: "It always feels like somebodies watching me, And they know we can't play Hakney Woh oh oh"

But,but,but....I though we cheated and knew how they played and would win them and stuff. Didn't gain a competitive advantage at all.

I can see the Mini.Series now. Borogate starring Taron Edgerton as Kim Helberg And Toda Ekart played by C3PO.

This just in. It wasn't just one operative on the grassy knoll, apparently there was a second Operative filming Boro from the Book Depository.

If this man is bright enough to find the knoll, film the training,have an escape plan with change of clothes then surely he isn't dumb enough not to use a cheap second hand phone bought for cash and a data sim bought from Tesco ? The more I go into this the more I realise how devious I am.

I can neither Confirm nor Deny that allegation.

I'm just catching up on the "Spygate" thing. If we did do it, why stand on the grassy knoll with a phone, why not use a drone? 120m in the air no one can see or hear it, there isnt a geofence, i've checked, and you could easily get away with it without being seen. Also, i would get the back room staff to look through facebook and try and find as many peopel that look like the supposed "spy". they have no real evidence do they? Besides who would do such thing? I'm replacing my Saints bobblehead with a Saints tinfoil hat.

Look, Wes Burns might have scored a good goal. And I don't know how much he earns as a championship player. But surely he can afford to get a professional to cut his hair, and not his mum with a pudding bowl.

Fucking Bollox

7 Minutes of extra time?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss Larin, does it again With Aplomb. Game on.

I was there yesterday. Thirty Thousand Manchester City Fans Not one Manchester Accent.

After that I've got a lot of growing up to do! Is there one from today where hr tells us how lucky we were and to just fucking "Act our age!!!"

He was just shit out of luck!!!

I keep looking at his name and I'm sure its an Inuit name, with him being Canadian and all. I think it means "Sacred pathway from beyond time that is dedicated by the gods for the passage of two wheel vehicle driven forever onward by round foot after round foot" you know Cycle Lane

Russell Martin - Choreographer for Musical Youth tribute bands, teaching them to pass the Dutchie on the left hand side. Will Still - Model for Halloween Products Tonde Ekhart - Hypnotist at Butlins Adam Armstrong - Stunt man for Peter Dinklage Ross Stewart - Porter in the General Hospital Adam Lallana - Youth councillor Rickie Lambert - Crime enforcer who always has a funny anachdote

I look at 6 mins and don't see 6 mins to win this.but 6 mins to.lose it.

I look at 6 mins and don't see 6 mins to win this.but 6 mins to.lose it.

Stupid fucking bastards I.just knew this was coming. Twats

Little bit of Shithousery from Flynn and it's all.kicked off

Yeh I saw that too and didn't see him celebrate the goal. But a goal is a goal.and we are winning

Fellows and Charles on for Azaz and Matzuki. You boys called it and Tonde listened.