Secret Site Agent

You got my vote too.

Well, that's one of my votes sorted. Good luck Louis. Hope you can do a good job for us. Remember, we know where you post!!!

Aahhh but you still come back!!!!! None of us can resist the dark mother of deadline day.

All, I don't normally do this but the catering overall outside at the Northam end not sure the change is for the best. The catering van is back, and the burgers were disgusting, I had a Bacon Burger that the bacon was extra crispy, the burger was burnt, the roll was stale, I queued for 30 mins so missed the beginning of the second half. I threw it away, and I don't normally throw food away. Didn't have time to go back and complain. Also, the automatic beer machines for the drink. It's fine if there are two of you drinking the same, But I'm a Cider man, and my nipper drinks lager, so you either queue up twice, or buy two drinks when you are there at a go, and I still had to queue up at the regular bar to get my grandson a drink. I'll tell you, it must be bad if I go on Social Media and moan. I have contacted the club, and I did last year and asked why we cant have the Kwackers van back. I'm not a great burger fan and prefer a proper hot dog, with a proper sausage but this option is taken away now unless I get one of the soggy ones inside. Anyone else have to put up with this sub-par crap? Rant over

Thanks for that There is not much their that I don't agree with. I think AI is a big risk as people think it's infallible......and it isn't. Sainsbury kicked a man out because facial recognition wrongly identified him as a shop lifter. AI is constantly used to find risks and ends up fabricating evidence and even hacking sites. A feller used it to book gum classes and it hacked in deleted people's bookings and put him at the top.of the list. You stay safe though. I do like following your posts. Sometimes you're the voice of reason in all the chaos.

What are your number 1 and 2 Whitey Grandad?

Well, hate to see him go, but wish him all the best. He'll do well for Fulham, I reckon. A good bit of business by all.

No didn't he say he is going to be deployed for 7 months, so is in the military I guess.

I've got my ticket once more and my question ready for it, which is: I've been a Southampton FC supporter for more than 40 years, and during that time the club has become far more than just a football team to me—it has become part of my identity. Supporting Saints has never been about taking the easy road. It's about loyalty when times are tough, hope when others have given up, and the quiet pride that comes from standing by your club through every high and every low. From the final years at The Dell to the move to St Mary's, I've watched Southampton evolve while never losing the values that make the club unique. I've been privileged to see Matt Le Tissier produce moments of pure genius, experienced dramatic escapes from relegation, celebrated unforgettable promotions, endured painful relegations, and enjoyed cup runs that united an entire city. I've cheered incredible victories, suffered crushing defeats, and lived through seasons that tested every fan's resolve. Yet not once did I ever consider turning my back on the club. Being a Saints supporter means believing that heart, determination and togetherness can overcome bigger budgets and greater expectations. It means taking pride in a club renowned for developing exceptional young talent, playing with courage, and representing Southampton with honesty and passion. There has always been a resilience about this club—a refusal to give in—that reflects the city and the people who call it home. Over four decades, managers have come and gone, players have become legends before moving on, and fortunes have risen and fallen. But one thing has never changed: the feeling I get whenever I see those famous red and white stripes. It's a feeling of belonging. Southampton Football Club isn't simply something I support; it's woven into the fabric of my life. It's memories shared with family and friends, Saturdays filled with hope, and a lifetime of believing that the next match could be special. The last few seasons have been quite interesting with the Promotions and relegations, the fight backs in the game and the Spygate Saga. Football clubs often describe themselves as families. Southampton is one of the few that genuinely feels like one. Through every disappointment and every triumph, that bond has only grown stronger. Win, lose or draw, my pride in being a Saint has never wavered—and it never will. My Question is this. Could the board give away disposable cameras with all purchases of a programme? And when is the Meat and Potato pie making a come back?

The way I see it is this. 'First case your honour, Chelsea Dave is accused of 15 counts of fraud against numerous companies to achieve a competitive advantage, companies have gone bust, people are out of work, and they continued to do it until a new management team realised how decidedly calcareous their position is, so they pleaded guilty and helped the police whilst the investigation was ongoing.' Judge: 'Based on what I see and with coming forward, my sentence is 2 years suspended sentence and £10 fine. NEXT'. 'Second case is Southampton Pete. He was caught filming his competitors so he could gain a competitive advantage in the industry, but unfortunately didn't gain anything as they were unable to use the information incorrectly.' Judge: 'Based on what I see, they deserve a life sentence with no chance of parole for 15 years, and a £200 million pound fine and they should consider themselves lucky that the death sentence has been repealed.' When challenged why, the judge pointed out that Tottenham Stan had almost been punished, West Ham Ron had been punished and punishing Chelsea Dave would upset the status quo, where as Southampton Pete no body would mind if he was knocked down a peg or two.

I see Emmerdale have cottoned onto Spygate in its latest storyline

I'd have swooped in and offered him a start.....on £6k, week.

Thank christ for that, I was worried we had signed him:

What I want to know is, and more importantly, Can Ed Sheeran play left back?

Just found out that, Apparently due to spying on Middlesborough, FIFA have now taken the unprecedented move of banning Southampton FC from the Final 16 in the World Cup.

He makes reference to “This was never going to be enough for a football media whose coverage of this melodrama has been embarrassing in itself." And then does the same. I think the way we have approached the fallout is, in itself, quite dramatic and bull headed. And most seem to, after berating us before the sanctions, now have sympathy for the punishment which didn't suit the crime.

Or 11.25 Skacels by my reckoning. That is assuming he has signed yet.

That, me old mate Turkish, is where we differ 😁

And where was Will Salt when this happened, ummm? He's been upto his old tricks again, maybe?

Or Retired from football?

"Swing Low Old Rupert Lowe Coming for to send immigrants home. Swing Lowe Old Rupert Lowe Saviour of the Nazi Genome."

You think you're eyesight's bad, I thought it was Roy Kent from Ted Lasso at first. Had to give me head a wobble and my eyes a rub.

I dont know though. The way he was in his statement, and the way we are bullishly pushing ahead, getting the sponsors on board, getting the signings in, supporting Tonde, (which I though he would go the other way), I get the feeling he is MIGHTELY PISSED OFF with the EFL, and has decided to give a big FUCK YOU to them by making sure we get promoted. Also, at any opportunity where impropriety might raise its head from other teams, he'll/the club will, be straight on the phone to the EFL. We will have to be squeaky clean, as we will be under a microscope, but we'll happily grass....i mean inform the EFL of wrong doing. And even a minor infraction, they will have to act now. Which'll take some of the fun out of the game on the pitch, and all eyes will be on the off field shenanigans. The way there was a lot of backlash and everyone condemning us BEFORE the sanction, and then we were kicked out of the play off, they all suddenly having sympathy for us now, believing the punishment doesn't fit the crime, (Chelsea and Man City being mentioned in the same breath,) and started to feel a little sorry for us, I think is fuelling his anger and he sees the only revenge being promotion. He'll even be there at the Saints/Middleborough game singing the chants with us, (You would wonder). And I guess our way of working through this will be to sing back at the travelling fans and put their songs to bed. Just my take, of course.

RIP Sheps. Hopefully this season will be for you mate.