Secret Site Agent

In my Alternate Reality Southampton doesn't score more than 1 goal. And then loses 2-1. I like it here. I think I'll stay.

Ring ring Ring Ring - Hello? - is that the Championship? - Why yes it is. Who is this? - This is Old Sputhampton FC. We have arrived. 2-0. And rising.

If that Tonda Ekert thinks he can come in here stand up and win his first three games including a 5-1 win and keep the job he can have another think coming. We need another manager to come in and get us passing around at the back in the area and not this forward play and suckng other teams in. Where's Kurt, I'm giving my Season Ticket back.

Thank fuck for that

Where did 6 mins come from.

Here we go. Start of losing 3 - 2 Stupid prices.

So let me get this straight. Two shots on goal Two shots on target Two Goals. This isn't the Southampton way!!!!

What the fuck is going on. Leo Scinza scored a beauty. Was Will Still some sort of Anchor? GTFI.

Shit Robinson scores........that wasn't in the script. Chance for QPR to beat us 2-1 now.

Some would like Frank Lampard, others Brendan Rogers or those that would like even Michael Carrick........So Sports Republic will employ Liam Rosenior as our next manager.

We finally get a goal then fuck it up. Saints all over.

Yes, peace envoy to the Middle East. He found it easier that finding Ross ' Sick Note' Stewart healthy.

What? In the 67th Minute? It's possible I suppose

I fucking paid £5 to listen to this. My bloody Pot Noodle is repeating on me. Thank fuck. Hopefully our season can start now.

how many chances do they need

take wood off for fuck sake. he keeps fucking up.

Ive got a good idea. Lets just stand in our area and do nothing and let SU keep shooting at us. For fucks sake

Surely we need to kill this game off now.

Aaaah, we're sitting back now and letting them come to us,

My Turn 3-1

Fuck me, are you serious? Lets have another 2 Ross

With those changes this will change the team and change the game. we will loose 3-0

Fuck off Just fuck off Goal scorer misses penalty Bottom club beating us 1 - 0 Just fuck off.

Did they make him put back everything he tried to steal?