Jillyanne Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 They will feed you so will help reduce your bills in this tough economic climate. So far this week I could have feasted on frogs, pigeon (bit of a blood bath in the lounge mind) and just now one of them dragged a squirrel through the cat flap, already dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 They will feed you so will help reduce your bills in this tough economic climate. So far this week I could have feasted on frogs, pigeon (bit of a blood bath in the lounge mind) and just now one of them dragged a squirrel through the cat flap, already dead. Are both the cats already dead or just the one that likes squirrels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Can I swap my (nearly) dead one for your two live ones, Jilly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Just kill the worthless flea bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 23 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Are both the cats already dead or just the one that likes squirrels? Cats are fine, squirrel is brown bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Is cat flap code for your stench trench? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Is cat flap code for your stench trench? I lol'd! Would be a little disturbed if a half mauled, dead squirrel was dragged out of Jilleh's va-jay jay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Get them all stuffed. I lol'd! Would be a little disturbed if a half mauled, dead squirrel was dragged out of Jilleh's va-jay jay! I've seen worse come out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 23 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Stop it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Jill, You have a smelly part Love C_F xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Get them all stuffed. I've seen worse come out of her. :smt016 :-& =; :smt078 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Stop it. See pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 I once came into our old house to see a decapitated pidgeon (Sorry Baj) on the lounge carpet. Feathers and blood everywhere. The cat was sat proudly above it staring at me as if to say 'look what I got for you!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 I once came into our old house to see a decapitated pidgeon (Sorry Baj) on the lounge carpet. Feathers and blood everywhere. The cat was sat proudly above it staring at me as if to say 'look what I got for you!' Was jillyane on her period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 I once came into our old house to see a decapitated pidgeon (Sorry Baj) on the lounge carpet. Feathers and blood everywhere. The cat was sat proudly above it staring at me as if to say 'look what I got for you!' My brother once walked in to his flat to see one of his cats hanging from the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Was jillyane on her period? No the blood wasnt 'heavy flow' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 My brother once walked in to his flat to see one of his cats hanging from the window. Hanging from the window? Like window ledge style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 My brother once walked in to his flat to see one of his cats hanging from the window. Emo's are ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 decapitated pidgeon (Sorry Baj) why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 why? I assumed you would know why and that it was an in joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 why? Wasn't there something about the thread which was closed about pidgeons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Hanging from the window? Like window ledge style? The cat tried climbing out the window got it's neck jammed, slipped and hung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Wasn't there something about the thread which was closed about pidgeons? I made the pigeon thread Baj didn't mind it it was Teh saintfc that deleted it. Yes, pigeon is spelt WITHOUT a 'd'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 I made the pigeon thread Baj didn't mind it it was Teh saintfc that deleted it. Yes, pigeon is spelt WITHOUT a 'd'. Ah, I thought Aids Victim said it was Baj? My bad. Did your bro's cat die then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Yeah it died, as I say it hung it's self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 23 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Yeah it died, as I say it hung it's self. Cat suicide, he must have hated living with your brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Cat suicide, he must have hated living with your brother. Bit ironic though cause my bro's the depressed suicidal one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Bit ironic though cause my bro's the depressed suicidal one. Keep him away from the main bored then for gods sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Two cats would be too much trouble can I have one and half ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Keep him away from the main bored then for gods sake! To be fair he was quite jovial and light-hearted before he went there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublesaint Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 They will feed you so will help reduce your bills in this tough economic climate. So far this week I could have feasted on frogs, pigeon (bit of a blood bath in the lounge mind) and just now one of them dragged a squirrel through the cat flap, already dead. Clearly you are not feeding them enough food, they are probably starving and had to resort to eating whatever wildlife was around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 Clearly you are not feeding them enough food, they are probably starving and had to resort to eating whatever wildlife was around. Dont get ya rat out Jilleh FFS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 23 October, 2008 Share Posted 23 October, 2008 You bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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