Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 27 October, 2008 Share Posted 27 October, 2008 Thoughts? Burping and farting infront of the other half? How long did it take for you to be comfortable to bake some hot air biscuits infront of them? Do you still suffer from internal haemorraging where you are unable to order a 'taxi for Brown' while in their presence? I think it was a couple of months before I guffed infront of the Mrs. That was years ago, and I now, happily burst into the water closet while she is in the bath to drop the kids off at the pool WKD advert stylee. I hate it when my Mrs farts though and she tries to do it when im not around. I tell her off if she does it around me. Chuffing gross, women should not fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 27 October, 2008 Share Posted 27 October, 2008 Thoughts? Burping and farting infront of the other half? How long did it take for you to be comfortable to bake some hot air biscuits infront of them? Do you still suffer from internal haemorraging where you are unable to order a 'taxi for Brown' while in their presence? I think it was a couple of months before I guffed infront of the Mrs. That was years ago, and I now, happily burst into the water closet while she is in the bath to drop the kids off at the pool WKD advert stylee. I hate it when my Mrs farts though and she tries to do it when im not around. I tell her off if she does it around me. Chuffing gross, women should not fart! We don't - we pass wind. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 27 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 27 October, 2008 We don't - we pass wind. HTH Unless it smells of roses, and doesnt make any noise or vibrations, then it should be outlawed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 27 October, 2008 Share Posted 27 October, 2008 Man 1: "How dare you fart in front of my wife" Man 2: "Sorry, didnt realise it was her turn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 6 February, 2011 Share Posted 6 February, 2011 No f*rting around, please, we’re Malawians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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