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I guess unless you home based Dudes have ever had the misfortune to have to listen to ESPN Commentaries on English "Soccer" in the dim dark days you won't get this guy.

 

But for the rest of us, he's a rofl on Twitter and today we came up on his radar. So here was his take on us today to raise a smile

 

We lol'd and have a new favourite word for "The Bench"

substitutionizer containment pen

 

https://twitter.com/usasoccerguy

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 7h Shout out to all South Ham Town Saints and Reading Royal soccer fans going to their EPL DISASTER SECTOR DERBY at the Majestic Arena! #EPL

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 7h

Shout out to all South Ham Town Saints and Reading Royal soccer fans going to their EPL DISASTER SECTOR DERBY at the Majestic Arena! #EPL

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 5h

This is the first time Coach Atkins has faced Southcoast Saints since they rejectified him in favour of Mexican Coach Poncho Tino #EPLfact

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 4h

GOALSHOT! It's the Soutchcoast Saints through Jade Rodriguezz who kicks that soccer ball real hard in to that soccer goal! #epl

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 4h

That goalshot has made the Majestic Arena go real quiet. It's like a real quiet forest in there! #epldisastersectorderby

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 4h

FIRST SEMI PHASE COMPLETION WHISTLE. The Saints are making the Royals look like soccer SINNERS with all their dee fence felonies. #EPL

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 4h

Coach Poncho Tino must be real pleased with this soccer- Soutchcoast Saints lead the EPL Disaster Sector Derby by 1 goalshot. #epl #soccer

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 4h

GOALSHOT- Leylandi, fresh from the substitutionizer containment pen, kicks the soccer ball real nicely in to the soccergoal! #epl #soccer

 

Soccer Guy ‏@usasoccerguy 3h

 

As the overtime verdict tablet shows 3 minutes of soccer left, it looks like an EPL 'goodnight vienetta' to Reading Royals franchise club.

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Those tweets are spectacularly unfunny.

 

The Mary Whitehouse Experience covered the single joke this guy has got in a far more adept way in one three minute sketch back in about 1993. Yes, twenty years ago.

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Ha ha ha nice one Phil I just got home and listened to the arabic commentator he was raving about us and our style of passing play comparing us to Barca and Spain!

 

Lolz so you got home before the Thunderstorm! My youngest is in the Middle of the golf course in Sharjah in it right now - he was gonna head back to the clubhouse but they couldn't even see the sides of the fairway! PMSL

 

Still can't get over the Smithmeister NOT swearing on the radio today :lol:

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Those tweets are spectacularly unfunny.

 

The Mary Whitehouse Experience covered the single joke this guy has got in a far more adept way in one three minute sketch back in about 1993. Yes, twenty years ago.

 

Strangely I can't recall the Mary Whitehouse Exprience commenting on one of our matches

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