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Teacher asks a class what their Fathers do for a living?

All the ususal answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, factory worker etc.


Then it's Little Johnny's turn; "my father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room, let the m snort crack cocaine off his willy and let them have their way with him. And they don't even use condoms!"


The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"


"No," said Johnny, "My father plays for Portsmouth Football Club, but I was just too embarrassed to say"


(4-0 nice)

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