Gio1saints detained at match!

[benjii]

The Saintsweb poster known as Gio1saints has been detained under the mental health act for attempting to enter Saints Mary’s Stadium with a bag full of pornographic Russel Martin images.

Saints head steward, Mr. P. Ower-trip, said, "This was a very disturbing incident. As well as the home-made Russel Martin images, which were eye-watering, he had several rip-ties covered in old Saints stickers, a large tub of vaseline, a matcha latte, and a glossy brown wig. We think he was planning a spectacular, of sorts. There was also one Rusty Lee pornographic image, which we assume was a mistake. The images have been destroyed for public safety (apart from the Rusty Lee. Not my normal cuppa, but I found it interesting. So I'm keeping it)". Police confirmed that a man, middle-aged, in football clothes, was detained.

https://www.bbc.com/news/ampshire/mentalhealth

 

Edited November 8 by benjii

[Suhari]

See what happens when I pop out to pick up the missus?

See?

Fucking cooking.

[Suhari]

OR.

I could actually check that I'm posting in the match thread.

I'm having a fucking nightmare on here the last couple of days.

Edited November 8 by Suhari