Mole Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 "The doldrums are noted for calm periods when the winds disappear altogether, or are light and shifting. Hurricanes originate in this region. Because of the unpredictable weather patterns, the Doldrums became notorious with sailors because this region's periods of deadly calm could trap ships for days or weeks on end as they waited for enough wind to power their sails." Being a Saints fan at the minute is like being a ship stuck in the doldrums. Wake me up when something happens. Zzzzzzzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Anyone got one of those condoms with the numbing stuff inside that helps with pre-ejac? If so can I have it so I can turn it inside out and go see Stanley while he sleeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Anyone got one of those condoms with the numbing stuff inside that helps with pre-ejac? If so can I have it so I can turn it inside out and go see Stanley while he sleeps. I find chloroform works best. Hes still non the wiser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Mmmm.... interesting..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nineteen Canteen Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Anyone got one of those condoms with the numbing stuff inside that helps with pre-ejac? If so can I have it so I can turn it inside out and go see Stanley while he sleeps. Stockists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFC Forever Posted 10 June, 2009 Share Posted 10 June, 2009 Just use a sock and fill it with a lead weight. One swing and bingo. Works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now