Rattlehead

Ok, thanks for letting me know. Cheers.

I will take that off your hands if it is still available mate.

Free pedigree cats are a must have for some.

As a non-smoker I can't really say with any authority but one mate reckons electronic cigarettes were the solution, and actually pretty damn good at getting the kick whilst getting the 'smoking experience'.

I think I found it.

You are going to have a fantastic trip for sure. South America is my favourite continent to visit, I love it. I have not been everywhere you are going but the highlights of places that I did go to: Inca Trail/Machu Picchu/Cusco 3 or 4 day trip/Salar de Uyuni on from San Pedro de Atacama to Uyuni (or vice versa) Iguassu (Argentinian side best to stay; Brazilian side best overall view, but not much else to do; town just inside Paraguay, Ciudad del Este is worth giving a miss though) Colombia was my favourite country: people amazing and beautiful place (recommend Medellin - paragliding ace; Cartagena; Salento; a couple of football matches were easy enough to just turn up at - best atmosphere ever in teh away end with America de Cali fans; the women are amazing too; this is one country I am going back to) Rio de Janeiro (hang-gliding cool there too; can get to a football match at Maracana easily enough, including transport; Marius restaurant on Leme is amazing) Torres del Paine hiking, beautiful Isla del Sol on Lake Titicaca Battlefield tour(s) and walk around mountains outside Stanley in Falklands + Sea Lion Island - would like to have spent more time here (not Stanley though - other islands) I noticed you missed out Venezuela, but you seem to go from the Amazon to Guyana - I haven't been there, but I would love to go to Canaima NP in Venezuela and it seems like you could do this, so I would look at it. Looks amazing, the "Lost World" scenery. I will go one day, high up on my 'list'. You can get by with a Spanish phrasebook but will enjoy it more learning the lingo and using it - you will be fine on that count. Marching Powder is a good read.

And how much do you like F****in children?

Blah blah blah, but given the available evidence/facts, it is totally illogical to believe that god exists. Accept that. btw, your not you're. Accept that too. Where was god for your spellcheck?

Oh right. Can you provide some evidence for that ridiculous claim?

Actually, yes, Jesu, Burzum and Tesseract all good shouts as well. Mastodon still the best for me though, even if it isn't their best.

In no particular order, these spring to mind: Mastodon - The Hunter Graveyard - Hisingen Blues Crowbar - Sever The Wicked Hand Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats - Blood Lust A Pale Horse Named Death - And Hell Will Follow Me Cynic - Carbon Based Anatomy (EP) Steven Wilson - Grace For Drowning Opeth - Heritage

How about just not doing xmas? If everyone did this, kids would learn that it is pointless and it sucks (apart from the days off, of course). Why buy them anything, huh?

Highway Star or Child In Time.

Whoooooooooooooooooooooosh

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Pantera's F*cking Hostile already. Would be a great choice IMO.