Um Bongo

It really wouldn't surprise me, would make all our gloating bite us back on the arse. You know what our luck is like.

How on earth has that made it into the 'News' section? No offence to you, but it's not really news is it?

Scrap that, that's the old one. Will try and find out what it states. It's effictally this: DISQUALIFYING EVENTS: A person shall be disqualified from acting as a director and no club shall be permitted to have any person acting as a director of that club if: Either directly or indirectly he is involved in or has any power to determine or influence the management or administration of another club or Football League club Either directly or indirectly he holds or acquires any Significant Interest in a club while he either directly or indirectly holds any interest in any class of shares of another club He becomes prohibited by law from being a director He is convicted on indictment of an offence set out in the Appendix 12 Schedule of Offences or he is convicted of a like offence by a competent court having jurisdiction outside England and Wales He makes an Individual Voluntary Arrangement or becomes the subject of an Interim Bankruptcy Restriction Order, a Bankruptcy Restriction Order or a Bankruptcy Order He is a director of a club which, while he has been a director of it, has suffered two or more unconnected events of insolvency He has been a director of two or more clubs or clubs each of which, while he has been a director of them, has suffered an Event of Insolvency. SCHEDULE OF OFFENCES: Conspiracy to defraud: Criminal Justice Act 1987, section 12 Conspiracy to defraud: Common Law Corrupt transactions with (public) agents, corruptly accepting consideration: Prevention of Corruption Act 1906, section 1 Insider dealing: Criminal Justice Act 1993, sections 52 and 61 Public servant soliciting or accepting a gift: Public Bodies (Corrupt Practices) Act 1889, section 1 Theft: Theft Act 1968, section 1 Obtaining by deception: Theft Act 1968, section 15 Obtaining a money transfer by deception: Theft Act 1968, section 15A + B Obtaining a pecuniary advantage by deception: Theft Act 1968, section 16 False accounting: Theft Act 1968, section 17 False statements by Company Directors: Theft Act 1968, section 19 Suppression of (company) documents: Theft Act 1968, section 20 Retaining a wrongful credit: Theft Act 1968, section 24A Obtaining services by deception: Theft Act 1978, section 1 Evasion of liability by deception: Theft Act 1978, section 2 Cheating the Public Revenue/Making false statements tending to defraud the public revenue: Common Law Punishment for fraudulent training: Companies Act 1985, section 458 Penalty for fraudulent evasion of duty etc: Customs & Excise Management Act 1979, section 170 Fraudulent evasion of VAT: Value Added Tax Act 1994 section 72 Person subject to a Banning order (as defined) : Football (Disorder) Act 2000, Schedule 1 Forgery: Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, section 1 Copying a false instrument : Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, section 2 Using a false instrument: Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, section 3 Using a copy of a false instrument: Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, section 4 Cheating the Public Revenue/ Making false statements tending to defraud the public revenue: Common Law Punishment for fraudulent training: Companies Act 1985, section 458 Penalty for fraudulent evasion of duty etc: Customs & Excise Management Act 1979, section 170 Fraudulent evasion of VAT: Value Added Tax Act 1994, section 72 Person subject to a Banning order (as defined): Football (Disorder) Act 2000, Schedule 1 Forgery: Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, section 1 Copying a false instrument: Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, section 2 Using a false instrument: Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, section 3 Using a copy of a false instrument: Forgery and Counterfeiting Act 1981, section 4

On sale from next week, I believe. Club have requested 2000 with more avalible if needed.

I would go with: Bart James Perry Jaidi Mills Waigo Wotton Gobern Holmes Lambert Paterson Should easily see of Luton. Plus Holmes and Gobern will be in the shop window.

You can get the Season Ticket Holder discount online. You just have to change the drop-down option. I did it the other day, just need to pick the tickets up.

*Cough*

I love the way they are blaming the FA for the mess they are in. Look a little closer to home guys.

And Down The Road, At Saint Marys's You Can Hear The Laughter Grow, As The Fans All Laugh And Point, At Corpy Ho!

Ah, only reason i ask is I'm also looking get away for a few days on my own! Though i'm going for luxury, and just going somehere where I can go to the beach and relax!

Are you going on your own?

Is the Ticket office open tomorrow?

'Avram pulls his sexy face, as he spots the female from Unit 1'

Ah. Well its telling me im unable to connect to host.

Invite me you ****ers. saintsforever99

i'll be on for 7.

Let's have some respect for the man, he's answered the called to be spoken to. Just a shame he hasn't grown up at all. Although I feel this would be more apt:

I see where the problem is. The board have said they thought they had paid the tax and everything is fine. Clearly, this is the work of an incompatant accountant at the club. I mean, fancy Redknapp, Mandick and Stories being charged with failing to pay Tax as well?! It's all just one big mis-understanding. The Tax is Paid NOT

As cover for Paul Collingwood. Earned his chance from last season, good on him.

The banner at the top? 'Tax Free Savings?' Lol.

The HMRC

Google BBC Sport for yourself. It's real.

saintsforever99 is me, i'm also ****.

This is a collapse of England proportions.

and now 5!!!!