To the tune of 'Hot Hot Hot'
Jose, Jo-se, Jose, Jose,
Jose, Jo-se, Jose, Jose,
JOSE FON FONTE!
Simple, but effective. Can loop it over and over again as well.
I made that mistake once. Staying in Spain so we went over there for a day. We forgot is was a bank Holiday, so pretty much everything was shut. Watched a few planes come in and went to Morocco on a Dolphin seeing trip. We didn't see any, but got a free return trip if we came back.
We didn't.