To be brutally honest, the chances of your usage of the vernacular being superior to mine are rather slender. Also, challenging my intellect and vocabulary is fine, commendable even; something I welcome from those who have something to offer. Unfortunately I am afraid you've given little to suggest you are capable of questioning either.
Feel free to draw some pictures though. I expect your carers restrict you to using crayons. Harsh, perhaps, but given your predilection for being retarded, those nasty sharp pencils could get up your nose, in your eyes, anywhere. Admitedly, up the nose may hold only a limited danger for someone like you, but it's better to be safe than sorry.
It is folly to enter a war of wits or words when you are so evidently unarmed.
Oh, also? D*ck.