JohnnyFartPants

That is such a hollow sad comeback.

This is such a hollow and sad thread.

Silly fellow.

How come if you are a depressing half wit you can come on here and say your bit of doom and gloom and not expect to be reminded of it if you were wrong? Even last week people were saying it was only one win and we would lose today. Then all week the same people say we will be poor and that Cardiff are not like Preston. Well we beat them both but if you had faith in that happening you should be quiet for fear of upsetting the boo boys and their quest for misery. Sorry, but if my messages needle you at all then so be it. To be honest I dont care.

You poor little sensitive man.

And breathe, Mr Angry.

Just worked it out. I am being very smug. The thing is would you lot have been silent or would you be saying, "nobody listened to us"? You do the math on that one!

Oh. Okay then. Are you wrong for the second week running?

Not content with beating the best manager in the worlds record start last week, Wotte has gone on to really do the impossible. Wotte or "Dutch idiot" to his critics must now be on the verge of entering the hall of fame after trashing the best manager ever in the worlds old record.

I think we have some common ground at last!

Depends on what you think caring is. I think it means giving millions the kick up the arse they needed to get out there working and pay their way. For some, and many northerners, it means a free ride.

How much would you be willing to pay for a photo of her hoop splayed open really wide? I only ask as it is Comic Relief soon.

Is the gravy within a pie to be considered the only gravy allowed or can additional gravy be poured over the pie afterwards?

Nice way to go, mind.

The thing is, we were able to buy coal in for a fraction of the cost that our miners could dig it up. At the end of the day we still have the coal underground and maybe one day will use it again. Oh, and we always imported most of our gas so that one isn't worth discussing.

That's the visit to meet the inlaws sorted then!!

I have to watch Rugby tonight, then two games tomorrow while listening out for the Saints game, then on Sunday I have to appear interested in the chicks team on tv (Birmingham) and fit the Carling Cup in too.

Maybe that was all part of the joke though. It adds to the fat image if the clothes are skin tight in all the wrong areas.

To divorce your wife in China you just need to say "I divorce you" three times.

The only pie related answer is that she was not keen on a meat filling.

You could perhaps suggest they meet certain criteria when visiting. Perhaps not saying, "isn't it" at the end of every sentence or the other one they come out with which is of course, "There's lovely." My friend is Welsh and he tends to say, "tell your mother" if he hears some great news. He says this is very Welsh but I only have heard him say it.

My first wife was from Chester and used to mention it in the pub all the time with her dad. It used to bore me a lot but it wasn't conclusive to the marriage breaking down.

Might be worth trying to bring it in though?

I thought that was Chester? I may be wrong. I thought you could shoot a Welsh man within the city walls in darkness.

It sounds it. I for one can think of no better way of passing the time than quoffing ale and eating moist meaty pies.