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It was sold per 100g and I had 190 grams which cost 76p. There doesn't seem to be a thickness option as it was all pre cut. I had 6 slices.

I am making Italian Seafood Casserole, with haddock and prawns in the slow cooker.

Before and after. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cream+pie

I have eaten two already and have an option to build and eat a third if required.

Oh, I have seen that advert. Is that her, the bewildered looking granny type? Hang on. Elderly people? Asset rich, cash poor? Lowe and retirement homes? Nah, surely not.

Have you got a photo of Mazza to compare it to as I have no idea what this doris looks like.

I would like to know what this book about Tesco goes on to say but not only am I too lazy to shop in many different shops, but I can't be bothered to read the book. What is the crux of it?

Gingeletiss at 10:22am today.

I don't think we will lose against Birmingham. Why should we? They are struggling to score and look very ordinary right now. They have strikers out for various reasons look a little bit ready for the taking. I think it could well be a 4th straight win or at best for them a 2-2 draw. I can see us scoring 2 goals, but struggle to imagine them hitting that kind of form, so I would say if we score two goals we will take at least a point, possible all 3. Andy shouldn't we expect two goals from our boys right now?

Given the total and immediate change he has made, I would suggest his role is now totally different, therefore a new man doing the job.

Which in fairness, given protest numbers at their highest ........................

Of course it won't happen. Most people do not give a stuff who is the chairman if the club starts doing better. It is the biggest thankless job going. You become invisible if the team do well and the main figure of hatred if they start playing rubbish. Long may Lowe become invisible.

That is pretty much how I see it.

A poor mans Paul Warhurst?

I would rather have 1965Onwards here than not here. If only for his opposing opinions. Both he and Gingeletiss are very outspoken, and I realise I am as well, but I think you need to notice it in yourself to know when to draw the line. If you don't see it in yourself then you tend to close your eyes to all the rude and nasty comments you make, yet bleat about the ones that are aimed back at you, which is slightly warped. But as I said, I would rather have him back on here as he brings a lot to the debate and does make me chuckle sometimes with his OTT passion for kicking a bag of plastic around the grass. It takes all types and I will miss the old knacker to be fair.

What a Narcisus dinlo point of view you have. So a new man comes in and immediately begins to turn things around but you think it might be because a few nerds "publicly dislike him"? Seriously mate, have yourself checked out.

I bought some last night. I will be having it in sandwiches for lunch today. True story.

I think it would be the same product exactly. As far as I know, niether ASDA or Tesco have their own Haslet making factory. I think Bungle is merely stating that Tesco's the organisation, is ****ish.

How bizarre. I found out some news today. My security clearance should be done by the end of the week and a start date soon to follow. They need someone ASAP and that suits me too.

He hides it well.

May I suggest that if you do, you try something like quoting the original post on the thread and adding, "yeah, whatever" then going into wobbly eyed smiley mode. This will maximise effect and prove you as the winner.

You have a simple yet happy life.

I am struggling with that too. Is it to suggest that the honeymoon period everyone afforded Lowe is now over (tongue firmly in cheek).

This is getting so boring now. If there isn't a love in between 1962Onwards and Gingeletiss congratualting each other on "great posts" all the time, then we get (quite literally now) point scoring between Ginge and Nick. One of them states he is 55 and the other 49 yet they come across as two bloody kids. You have different opinions so either accept that or can we organise a charity boxing fight for Comic Relief between you both?

Lily Allen bent over saying "quick, do me in the tea-towel holder, my dads watching" or those three points at Ipswich last night?