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The real protest will be when season tickets are renewed
JohnnyFartPants replied to Mole's topic in The Saints
I think the crowds are relative to the success on the pitch, nothing more, nothing less. Liverpool and Man Utd both have boards that huge sections of fans do not want, yet success on the pitch has maintained a full stadium. I dare say that if either club started losing the nthe boards would begin to be questioned. -
Quintin Fintin Limbim Limbimbim Ptang Ptang Ole Biscuit-Barrel. (Silly Party) No votes..
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Professor Owl - Getting Even Dr Oswald Owl was dressing for his evening out with his wife at the annual Summer Ball when his bleeper went off. He knew it would be work and he also knew that something important must have happened as they rarely contacted him for trivial reasons. Wearily he picked up the phone, and speaking in a low voice so as not to alert his wife of the ruined evening, he spoke to the female operative at the control centre. It was a series of only yes and no's, but by the tone in his voice it was obvious that things were far from good. He was unbuttoning his tuxedo as his wife walked in, her face dropping as she realised he was going back to the office. "Shut up before you start", he said, then he called her a mong child and flew down the hall. Somethings were better discussed abruptly, and this was one of those things he decided. He looked back just once, turning his head right over his shoulder and called her a ***** just for good measure, knowing it was for her own good. He had worked as a criminal psychologist now for 10 years, but this was the first time he had been involved in a case concerning the death of a policeman, and he was relishing the challenge. He arrived at his office and immediately realised he was not the first there. He saw the head of homicide, a middle aged Stoat called Graham that had a way of making his colleagues shake with fear by the way in which he ran his department. Oswald called him a ***** anyway, then sat down to discuss business. On investigation it was discovered that PC Weasel was a dirty copper and he had been divulging information to the criminal fraternity. Oswald hated bent coppers so he took an unsually long dump on his face, while laughing to himself. Then he looked at Graham, called him a ***** and went home. The End.
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Teh weekend fred *Sponsored by Lily Allen's gash*
JohnnyFartPants replied to saint_stevo's topic in The Muppet Show
Go private then. -
Oh dear. It is just a forum you know.
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Despite our good form relegation is still likely
JohnnyFartPants replied to Mole's topic in The Saints
Didn't you add 10? -
Despite our good form relegation is still likely
JohnnyFartPants replied to Mole's topic in The Saints
Blackpool got a result on SAaturday but I think that was a blip and they will continue losing again now. I honestly see it as finishing above them and the two teams below us for survival. -
Was Lowe a lot closer to being right than we give him credit for?
JohnnyFartPants replied to trousers's topic in The Saints
No, it means you left the "p" out of a word. -
Made me laugh.
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Teh weekend fred *Sponsored by Lily Allen's gash*
JohnnyFartPants replied to saint_stevo's topic in The Muppet Show
Well good luck with that! :confused: -
Yes he did, and I love him for that. I just think when following a serial killer you get much more out of it if you follow someone you can relate to. Sutcliffe ticks all these boxes for me. Somebody doing great, great killings but in the USA will never fully capture my admiration in the way Sutcliffe did. It's horses for courses really. I was in Florida when that crazed woman killer killed again not far from our hotel. I never really warmed to her either.
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Teh weekend fred *Sponsored by Lily Allen's gash*
JohnnyFartPants replied to saint_stevo's topic in The Muppet Show
How much does that cost and what does it look like? -
Don't mess with badgers and rats if they are ripped to the tits on glue, I suppose.
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That's Bundy isn't it? Not a bad choice but he didn't have the mystery surrounding him of say your Shipman, Sutcliffe or West. Purely based on him being the first I read about and opening my mind up to the option of killing for fun, it has to be Sutcliffe.
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I suppose given that it was your extension then you are entitled to answers, as you own the house and have paid for work to be done on it. If you suggested he build an extension on his own house and he did a pigs ear of a job on it then this would be even closer an analogy. Further, if it wasn't a house, but say a Stately Home with lovely gardens to wander around which previously you paid to visit, you could decide to no longer visit until you liked it how it was. If he wished to try different things in his garden then that is up to him. As regards demanding answers to why he did certain things to his own building, no, you are not entitled if you want the legal truth.
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When is it?
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Well I hold a full First Aider certificate and have a middle stance on not quite being fossil like and also not in the Love/loathe Lowe camp. Might I offer my assistance?
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An interesting question and one that is now playing on my mind. I dare say Stu would have them as snakes but I am not so sure. Perhaps we could have a poll? Mice, Snakes, Zebras or Owls?
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Not sure that would be allowed as there are a lot of fossils on the fringe side.
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I left it but you had to go for it didn't you?
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Teh weekend fred *Sponsored by Lily Allen's gash*
JohnnyFartPants replied to saint_stevo's topic in The Muppet Show
Two sentences together = information connected together. A new paragraph = Different content. Who is the budding short story author here anyway? -
Was Lowe a lot closer to being right than we give him credit for?
JohnnyFartPants replied to trousers's topic in The Saints
p off. -
Teh weekend fred *Sponsored by Lily Allen's gash*
JohnnyFartPants replied to saint_stevo's topic in The Muppet Show
I am not familiar with these type of hairstyles. -
Of what?
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Teh weekend fred *Sponsored by Lily Allen's gash*
JohnnyFartPants replied to saint_stevo's topic in The Muppet Show
Stuff LOL